Will Apple Do a Jesus on Smartwatches?

Resurrection (Painting by Danish artist Carl Bloch) Billions of Christian zombies delight in the myth that Jesus rose bodily from the dead and fondly hail it as the Resurrection! In our own times, Apple is trying the Resurrection trick for watches with the impending launch of a line of smartwatches. Thus arises the multi-billion dollar […]

Humshakals Review – Awesome

Generations to come, it may be, will scarcely believe that such a one as this ever in flesh and blood walked upon this earth. Source: E=mc² on Mahatma Gandhi As was said about the Mahatma seven decades ago, (jot this down for posterity’s sake, will you) seven decades hence so will it be repeated about […]

Linux vs Salman-Aishwarya – Who Wins?

We live in a bizarre world. All the love and hype goes either to trash or to pretty/expensive baubles. If the world is not bending at the altar of Salman Khan (bad stuff), then they’re swooning over the meretricious charms of his beautiful ex-girlfriend Aishwarya Rai (who can’t act to save her life). Sadly, jewels […]

Stripped! Rajat Gupta Devyanized Today

June 17, 2014 will count as the worst day in 65-year-old Indian crook Rajat Gupta’s life. Why? Read on, sweetie! Crook – Off to Prison Rajat Gupta – Stripped As part of his entry into a federal prison today following his conviction on insider trading charges, Rajat Gupta was most likely asked to strip while […]

Adult World Review – Rare Red Box Gem

You work at a porn store, surrounded by dildos and You’re a virgin. – Rubia (Amy’s transsexual friend) I assure you the irony isn’t lost to me. – Amy, the wannabe poet – Indie film Adult World (2013) In one of the mighty artistic injustices of the current era, every crappy Bollywood movie releases in […]