The Past Review – Remarkable

While you schmucks are deep-throating crappy Tamil trash like Jilla and reveling in stolen Bollywood bilge like Highway, here I’m watching The Past (French, 2013) from acclaimed Iranian director Asghar Farhadi. You know why I picked up The Past from the RedBox kiosk a short while ago? Simple, kiddo! Because I loved Asghar Farhadi’s Oscar […]

Desperate Telugu Bidda Nadella Takes Free Road to Boost Windows Phones, Tablets

Telugu bidda Satya Nadella, Microsoft’s new CEO, is clearly a desperate man as he struggles to reverse the company’s pathetic performance in two hot sectors – smartphones and tablets. Unless you’re a blithering idiot hiding under some rock in hooker paradise Chilakaluripet, you know Microsoft’s smartphone and tablet forays have failed to excite consumers and […]

Indian Christian Trash Bobby Jindal Flings Mud at Obamacare, Unveils Sick Alternative

Hindu-born Christian convert Piyush ‘Bobby’ Jindal, the Indian whacko who wants abortion to be disallowed without exception even in rape or incest cases or if the mother’s health is at grave risk, has developed a bad case of Presidential itch. In a desperate bid to gain attention of the media, the Republican base and Republican […]

Grand Budapest Hotel – Magnificent

You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it. – Gustave H in Grand Budapest Hotel Blessed are moviegoers who encounter a delirious amalgam of a divine cast, splendid photography, […]

Noah Review – Pain Guaranteed

By Madmax673 Noah director and writer Darren Aronofsky is pretty clear about two things. He doesn’t want all his audience to feel comfortable with his flick. He is resolute to make you squirm. Hey, he wants to make a statement too. And for that, he has taken to the Bible, his own version. Story Following […]

Sabotage – Not As Bad as I Expected

Nobody goes to an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie hoping to experience a cinematic epiphany. And so I headed to the theatre to watch the former body builder’s new movie Sabotage after reining in my expectations. My decision to see the film was based solely on my fondness for David Ayer, writer of Training Day (Denzel Washington […]

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