Incredible India 48 – Sick F*cks & their (Dis)Honor Killings

Sick f*cks. 🙁 Where? Of course, in Incredible India. After the end of the Nazi era, where else would all the Sick f*cks of the world congregate, schmuck. Haven’t we said that ad nauseum, ad infinitum? We can’t open the Indian newspapers these days without reading of another sick, blood-chilling account of a ‘honor killing.’ […]

The Hindu Moral Monster – Abbe Dubois

A Hindoo, and above all, a Brahmin, by his institutions, his usages, his education and customs, must be considered as a kind of moral monster – as an individual placed in a state of continual variance and opposition with the rest of the human race. – Christian missionary Abbe Dubois, quoted in A Reply to […]

I Hate Luv Storys UK Box Office – Not Bad at All

Surprise, surprise. Who’d have thought this crappy Bollywood movie would have grossed £202,907 in the opening weekend. Sure looks like whatever desis drink in the UK it certainly is not H2O. 😉 Here’s how I Hate Luv Storys fared at the UK box office in the opening weekend compared to a few prominent Bollywood movies: […]

I Hate Luv Storys Box Office – Mediocre Showing

Imran Khan’s latest crap-show I Hate Luv Storys has not fared well at the U.S. box office. For the six-day, July 4 holiday weekend (June 30, 2010-July 5, 2010), I Hate Luv Storys could manage a total gross of just $535,273. Folks, before you start swooning over the film crossing the half-a-million-dollar mark remember that […]

Hey NYT Schmucks – Vikram is not Abhishek

When we pay $6 for a newspaper (hint: the Sunday New York Times), we fancy that we’re entitled to some minimum quality. Imagine first our delight when we opened the Sunday New York Times (July 4, 2010, P.10 of the Arts & Leisure section) to find an article on two recent Bollywood films Raajneeti and […]

Mildred Pierce Review – A Classic, Not for Chutiyas

Reviewing a classic like Mildred Pierce (1945) for all ye chutiyas who delude yourself that trash like 3 Idiots, Dasavatharam and My Name is Khan are the ne plus ultra of movies or that two-bit ass-wipe of an actress Priyanka Chopra is the real thing is akin to flinging the proverbial pearls before the passing […]