Illusionist – Un-Biel-ievably Beautiful
For SI blog readers Nuttesh, VJCool & KD36939 Guess what the postman brought us today. Yes, the fella delivered the seductive nymph Jessica of Biel fame. 😉 Ah, if only. If only. We got the DVD of the Oscar-nominated The Illusionist today. Besides Jessica Biel, The Illusionist also features Ed Norton and Paul Giamatti in […]
Indian Shit-Hole Madras Mahal Closed by NYC
Folks, we’ve said this a million times. Indian restaurants run by our desis in the U.S. are obscenely filthy, more like public toilets in India. Now one of these shit-holes has earned the dubious distinction of being forcibly closed by the authorities. The New York City Health Department recently closed Madras Mahal on Lexington Avenue […]
Idiot of the Day – Sonam Kapoor
We should just believe in hope and trust and love and that’s all is going to get us through to everything. – Bollywood starlet Sonam Kapoor at a candlelight vigil near German Bakery for the victims of the February 13 blast. Source: DNA
SI Reads the Quran 5; Allah Soft on Pork, Hard on Christians, Jews
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid One of the striking things about the Quran is the flexibility of God (Allah) in some minor respects and an unyielding inflexibility in other major aspects. Take for instance pork. Many of us are led to believe that God (Allah) imposes strict prohibitions in dietary matters, particularly in […]
Pak Loving Chutiya SRK Sobbing into His Beer; MNIK Falls 63% in 2nd Wknd vs 9% Drop for 3 Idiots
It seems even Allah has deserted former superstar, the Pakistan loving chutiya Shahrukh Khan. Shahrukh’s My Name is Khan has collapsed 63% in the second weekend at the U.S. box office, according to estimates put out Sunday by boxofficemojo. Compared to his nemesis Aamir Khan’s 3 Idiots, Shahrukh Khan’s My Name is Khan has had […]