Dil Bole Hadippa Review – Boring Shit

The only good that’ll possibly come out of this boring flick Dil Bole Hadippa is that the old hag Rani Mukerji will hopefully be put to pasture. Exterminated, as in get rid of the pest. Long overdue, we must say. The woman has overstayed her welcome in Bollywood. Demonstrating her utter contempt for the paying […]

Wanted Review – Unwanted Trash

Wanted, A Box Office Disaster A piece of junk. No less. Bollywood movie Wanted has none of the charm that made its Tamil ancestor Pokiri a watchable movie for us when it debuted in January 2007. Pokiri was tolerable for us because of South Indian hero Vijay’s decent efforts, some nice music and our desperation […]

Unnaipol Oruvan – Unnaipol Oru Madayan

Enna Avamanam (what a disgrace). There were just seven people (eight initially, but one guy vanished) for the opening 8:30PM ET show of Unnaipol Oruvan in the U.S. on Thursday at Anil Ambani’s crappy theatre Movie City, Edison. Of the seven, three didn’t think much of this movie. Yes, all three had seen A Wednesday, […]

Playgirl Goes Mobile

All ye mares in heat, here’s the moment y’all have been avidly waiting for. Playgirl (if any of you want to ask what ‘that’ is, you ought not to be reading this post) has rolled out Playgirlmobile to peddle adult pay-per-download mobile video clips and live adult video chat. Aha. We took out our iPhone […]

Do Not Disturb; In a Private Meeting

Go away, now. We’re in a private meeting with an old acquaintance. With whom, you ask? Now children, ask yourself what day is it today. Look at your calendar. September 15, right? So, who else would we be in a private meeting with? With Professor Robert Langdon, of course. Like millions of readers worldwide, zombie-like […]

Pierre Reopens After $100m Renovation by Tatas

The Pierre Hotel, a major NYC landmark, has reopened recently after a $100 million renovation by its Indian owners, Taj Hotels Resorts & Palaces. Located near Central Park at 5th Avenue and 61 St, the Pierre offers 189 redesigned residential-style guest rooms, including 49 suites. Pierre, New York City (Pix: Taj Hotels web site) Since […]