Watching Three Times

For obvious reasons, we are watching the Taiwanese film Three Times now. Directed by Hou Hsiao-Hsie, Three Times is a Mandarin language film featuring three separate love stories set in different periods. Released in 2005, the movie was well received by critics (as if what critics say matters anymore in the age of Kambakkht Ishq). […]

Luck – Box Office Gods Piss on Luck

Folks, God exists. And he’s proved it by pissing copiously on the recent Hindi movie Luck at the U.S. box office. A pathetic piece of shit, Luck has fared miserably at the U.S. box office. For the opening weekend (July 24-26, 2009), Luck came in at No-33 and did a shameful $112,309, one of the […]

Rangoli Virginia Review – Food So Bad Even Hunger Loathes It

As we were dining at Rangoli in Chantilly (Northern Virginia) the other day, we were eerily reminded of what our favorite essayist Macaulay wrote in his piece on the Prussian king Frederic the Great. The food at Frederic’s eccentric father Frederic William’s place, Macaulay wrote, was so bad that even hunger loathed it. Odds are […]

Incredible India 30 – Striptease Acts, Indian Ishtyle

My, my, how time flies. See, it’s already 18-days since the last update of Incredible India. Time for a new edition of Incredible India, folks. Bet all ye schmucks in boondocks-land think that stripteases are only in Hollywood movies or enacted out by all those immoral White bitches and Black sluts for the horny bastards […]