Just in the last few hours, we’ve received a ton of spam. Most of the spam in our mail-box focus on only one theme – Size Matters. Here’s a sample of the many variations on the same topic culled from the ‘subject lines’ of our spam: * You can wear your swimming trunks like a […]
Sun Microsystems, the sick man of Silicon Valley that’s being acquired by Oracle, has turned in another horrific quarter. What else can you expect from these bozos. In its fiscal third quarter ended March 29, 2009, Sun reported a loss of $201 million on revenues of $2.614 billion. For the comparable period in fiscal 2008, […]
Updated To all ye schmucks who think that Indian babes are the prettiest sight on Planet Earth, let’s disabuse you of such fanciful notions. Folks, take it from us – there’s no uglier sight than an acne-marked desi face. Only a red-bottomed monkey comes anywhere close. Some Relief for Sore Eyes Anji Reddy’s Dr. Reddy’s […]
A spectre is haunting the Republican Party: The specter of Arlen Specter (the sentence is a modification of Karl Marx’ Communist Manifesto). Folks, God Exists He/she/it most definitely does. And now, don’t you dare disagree with us because we have proof. After serving four decades in the company of a whole bunch of Republican loonies, […]
We all (particularly, those of us in the U.S.) live in an age when we constantly hanker and hunger for more and bigger and fancier things all the time. Never mind that a third of the world has no access to safe drinking water, a roof over the head or relief from the scourge of […]
The only organized thieves worse than the Indian chor are the Chinese thieves. On the grand organized thievery scale, the Indian thieves are way down the ladder compared to the Chinese. Our desi organized thieves still churn out fake low-cost items like Bollywood and Hollywood music, videos, software, video games et al. The Chinese on the […]