Kochadaiiyan Overseas BO – Rajini Can’t

And I don’t know what to say about my daughter Soundarya who directed this picture. I saw the picture. After seeing the picture, I told her. “Soundarya, I’m proud of you. And definitely the whole nation will be proud of you. Congrats.” – Tamil film star Rajinikanth boasting about Kochadaiiyan and his daughter Soundarya Ha […]

2 States BO – Indians Missed Evolution Boat

Indians have no class. If I have said it once, I’ve said it a million times. If you ask me, most Indians are a few steps below bonobos (a species of monkeys). The evolution process so completely bypassed Indians that these simians will elevate any trashy Bollywood movie, including junk like 2 States, into a […]

Bollywood Freak gets Her Just Desserts

Bollywood freak Sonam Kapoor got her comeuppance last weekend with her latest film Bewakoofiyaan faring miserably at the box office both in India and the U.S. Bewakoofiyaan has turned in one of the worst performances we’ve seen in many years for a Bollywood film at the U.S. box office. A talent for picking rotten films […]

Stolen Highway Crashes on BO Highway

Bollywood film Highway, director Imtiaz Ali’s lift of the two-decade old Hollywood movie The Chase, has fared poorly at the U.S. box office. For the opening February 21-23, 2014 weekend, Highway could manage a gross of only $286,495. Highway’s opening weekend performance is pathetic for a Bollywood director of Imtiaz Ali’s stature. Highway is Imtiaz […]

Jai Ho Box Office – Deliciously Miserable

Inshallah, Jai Ho will be the beginning of the end for Salman Khan. One of the silliest Bollywood movies in recent times, Jai Ho opened to a lukewarm response in the U.S. Part of the reason could be the lousy weather in the Northeast but I think a more likely reason is that desis in […]

Dhoom 3 BO – Indians Will Watch Any Junk

Tell me the movies people watch and I’ll tell you what kind of people they are. Take for instance Dhoom 3, the latest in a long line of mediocre offerings from Bollywood. In a brazen acknowledgment of their classlessness, Indian-Americans swarmed to the theatres this weekend to gawk at Aamir and Katrina in Dhoom 3, […]