Aishwarya Rai No Patch On Emily Browning

We watched a horror movie called Uninvited earlier today. The not-so-terrifying movie is alright but not remarkable. What is remarkable though is the solid performance of the 20-year-old Australian actress Emily Browning, who plays the role of a young girl released from a mental hospital, some 10 months after the death of her mother’s death. […]

After Bitches, Ishita Now Helping Indian Seniors

First, Ishita Sukhadwala set about finding a bitch for your stud or vice versa through DogMateOnline. Now, the  London-based Ishita has turned her helpful sights to the biped kind. To be precise, senior Indians and NRIs (non-resident Indians). This morning Ishita announced the launch of a new social networking site called Verdurez to help Indian […]

Obama Wants To Screw Bangalore, Save Buffalo

As promised in his campaign, U.S. President Obama has initiated steps to make it tough for U.S. companies that create jobs in Bangalore while screwing American employees in Buffalo (a dying city in upstate New York). Yesterday, Obama set the ball rolling for reforming the U.S. tax code that currently rewards companies for shipping jobs […]

Death Watch – Motorola’s Overpaid Co-CEO Sanjay Jha

We think Sanjay Jha, the overpaid co-CEO of Motorola and CEO of the company’s Mobile Devices unit, will join the ranks of the unemployed in the not-too-distant future. Horrible Disaster Motorola’s mobile phone business continues to fall off the cliff. This morning, Motorola announced its first quarter results and the Mobile Devices business headed by […]

Death Watch – Vikram Pandit

Good times are a coming, folks. Yes, good times are on the horizon. Media reports increasingly suggest that the days of Desi Butcher a.k.a. Vikram Pandit, the CEO of Citigroup, are numbered. Here are some of the headlines for the greedy Desi Butcher, who massacred tens of thousands of jobs at Citigroup while drawing an […]

Ignore Loose Paiya’s Fast Drama

A few days after describing LTTE terrorist leader Prabhakaran as his good friend, Loose Paiya (crackpot) and Tamil Nadu Chief Minister Karunanidhi has embarked on an ‘indefinite fast’ drama, the enduring staple of Indian political theatre. The so-called ‘indefinite fast’ is ostensibly for an immediate ceasefire in Sri Lanka but let’s not forget that elections […]

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