Screwed Royally – Two American Patels

For long, I thought these Gujjus were a law abiding people, content to work in Dunkin Donuts, motels and newsstands, make their weekly trips to the Swaminarayan Mandir and excitedly yell Jai Shri Ram upon seeing another Indian. Hell, shows how little I know. Lately, some Patels have been up to all sorts of mischief […]

Capital by John Lanchester – A Fine Read

British writer John Lanchester puts forth a riveting indictment of present-day London in his new novel Capital. By London, we mean a city where clueless people in the financial sector make obscene sums through reckless bets, where greed runs rampant at all level of society, drunkenness is the norm, conspicuous consumption a ritual and high […]

Patel, Parikh, Chavda, Somalingham, Gajjar Charged with Alleged Visa Fraud in NJ

Special Agents of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement have recently charged nine persons in New Jersey with alleged involvement in Foreign Students Visa fraud. Of the nine people charged, eight have been arrested by federal agents. U.S. immigration officials charged the defendants with conspiracy to obtain and use phony visas and conspiracy to conceal […]

1 Crore Chutias Want to Move to Amreeka

Good Lord, is there no getting away from this locust swarm of chutias. This morning we woke up to the unwelcome news from a Gallup Poll that 10 million Indians want to move (as in permanently) to the U.S. Stupid Indians We’ve always considered our Indians as schmucks and the results of the new Gallup […]

Dynamite – Gonsalves Case Against Infosys

Frank Gonsalves’ lawyers are mad at Infosys. So hopping mad that they’ve recently written to the judge requesting an immediate status conference in Gonsalves’ lawsuit against Infosys. Frank Gonsalves – Bigger Threat for Infosys While much attention has been focused on Infosys’ alleged violation of U.S. Visa rules, the bigger threat for the Indian software […]

U.S. Job Killer Nasscom Thinks Americans are Really, Really Stupid People

Indian software services trade organization Nasscom must have a very poor opinion of Americans. Not content with robbing hundreds of thousands of Americans of their well-paying software and call-center jobs, Indian businesses are now stooping to insult the intelligence of Americans. American Job Killers As anyone with that body appendage called the head knows, Indian […]