Now that we’ve turned off comments (Abhi, we’ll process your two pending comments) on this extraordinary blog to avoid distraction from the hoi polloi in our second shot at a short story, we find more time at hand. So, what do we do? Besides drinking more, of course (we’re already semi-high on a cocktail of […]
When two little twits still groping in the dark to understand the difference between tits and twats are handed the onerous responsibility of adapting a classic like Emma to the Bollywood milieu, the end result can only be a pathetic piece of shit that had us tottering out of the theater in sheer horror. Folks, […]
God must exist. How else can you can explain reports of a bad opening for the twit sisters’ crap-show Aisha. Here’s what some analysts had to say: Box Office India: Aisha opened to a poor response with 30-35% collections at multiplexes this morning. The collections in the afternoon did not show much improvement and were […]
Aisha Review – Lost in Translation Piece of Shit As the Abhay Deol-Big Mouth a.k.a Sonam Kapoor film Aisha is nigh upon us, we picked up Jane Austen’s Emma at our local library yesterday. Unless you are a complete Bollywoodphobe, you do know that Aisha is an adaptation of Emma, set of course in these […]
For a TV channel that’s supposed to have a major presence in India, NDTV’s application for the iPhone 4 has turned out to be a mighty big disappointment. We downloaded the application sometime back and have been playing with it on and off for the last few days. The version we’re running on our iPhone […]
A short while ago, we received an e-mail that we’ve reproduced verbatim below: Hello, My name is Matt Porter, and I am a filmmaker and recent New York University graduate. I am searching for an Indian couple, ideally a husband and wife, over the age of 50 who would both be interested in acting in […]