Amigos’ New Enemy – Software Coolies

Who’d have thought the U.S. government would draw upon the assistance of Indian software coolies to stem the inflow of amigos from across the Southern border. Here, read this excerpt from the NYT: A Senate bill approved Thursday night by unanimous consent would pay for more security along the Mexico border by raising fees for […]

U.S. Unemployment 10%, Yet More Coolies Coming

Who cares if the U.S. unemployment rate is a horrific 10%? Who cares if millions of our countrymen (Americans) are suffering? Who cares if millions of Americans are homeless? Who cares if millions of Americans now depend on soup kitchens for food? Who cares? Who cares? Folks, let’s bring in more coolies from India to […]

Cry America, Cry; The Coolies are Feasting on Your Flesh

Note to All American Workers: All ye spineless, beaten down rats. Pay heed. While all you cretinous morons were busy cheering at the Nascar races, attending stupid tea parties, viewing American Idol and watching that modern-day Caliban Tom DeLay make an ass of itself on Dancing With the Stars, your politician SOBs and corporate mothafuckas […]

Cool, Borders to Offer Free WiFi

Here’s some good news for cheapo desis in the U.S. looking for free WiFi Internet access while on the move. By mid-October, the 500 odd Borders book stores around the U.S. will provide free WiFi. Cool, so we can take our new Asus netbook 1005HA-PU1X to Borders and blog from there. Verizon is providing the […]

MagicJack Review – So Cheap and So Cool

All ye cheapo desis, we know the central mission of your life is to scrimp and shave a nickel here, a dime there, a dollar yonder and, voila, soon you are a millionaire. So, as the patron saint of cheapo desis in the U.S., it’s our raison d’être to find all you guys cheap (and […]

H1B Pulls Down Wages 6%; Send the Coolies Home

A report co-authored by a desi says that H1B Visa admissions into the U.S. pull down wages for native IT programmers and systems analysts by 5%-6%. Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be: Because coolies always work for less (you know just like the Walmart slogan We sell for less you see on the back of their […]