Raavanan Review – Tamil Shit Better than Hindi Shit

The sole solace of Raavanan (Tamil) is that it’s a shade better than the Hindi version starring that Bollywood shaitan Abhishek Bachchan. Sure, it’s the same stupid, boring, unappealing, shallow story that you see in the Hindi version with nary a difference. It’s filmed in the same lush jungles too. Hey, that’s no surprise since […]

Watching Raavanan (Tamil)

We must be made of stern stuff, eh. Else, we’re gluttons for punishment. You ask why? After enduring the unendurable Raavan (Hindi) this morning, here we are in the theater waiting for the Tamil Raavanan to start. The Hindi version was so pathetic that we’re optimistic that the Tamil version can’t get any worse. Vikram […]

Raavan Review – Beastly Nonsense

Raavan Box Office: Disaster, Act of God, Pathetic Raavanan Review – Tamil Shit Better than Hindi Shit Somebody, please, please euthanize that moron Abhishek Bachchan tout de suite. And while we’re are at it, let’s pull the life-support plug on the other nincompoops too, i.e. Ash, Vikram and Mani Ratnam. For it’s this wicked quartet […]

Raavan is Horrible, Say Movie Critics

Raavan Box Office: Disaster, Act of God, Pathetic The Bollywood monkeys are out of the cage, again. And their antics in the new Hindi film Raavan are evoking nothing but scorn, withering scorn, from some critics. King-sized disappointment, waste, uninspiring, mediocre and silly are only some of the epithets Indian movie critics are hurling at […]

Quote of the Day – Russell Peters on Bollywood

We love the Canadian stand-up comedian Russell Peters (his parents are originally from India). The guy is absolutely hilarious. Here’s what Russell Peters had to say about Bollywood and Aishwarya Rai to the Indian media the other day: I wouldn’t watch a Bollywood film even if I am at the lowest point of my life. […]