Tezz Review – Usual Boring Indian Garbage

When Indian filmmakers like Priyadarshan are not pissing out mindless comedies, they’re pimping out nonsensical ‘action’ outrages like Tezz that are loosely based on decades-old foreign films (the 1975 Japanese film Bullet Train, in this instance). Tezz made us want to yelp in agony – Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar. Bet you schmucks […]

Vettai – Linguswamy Ruins Pongal Festival

With Vettai, Kollywood director N.Linguswamy has turned the Pongal celebrations into a huge funeral ceremony for 60 million Tamils Across Tamil Nadu today, the depressing sounds of a dirge fill the air and wailing Tamil movie fans everywhere beat their chests in agony. Folks, one pallbearer and one pallbearer alone is responsible for ruining the […]

Vedi Review – A Nice Action Entertainer

by Chennai Arun   (Note: SI believes that Vishal and Sameera Reddy are a stain on Indian cinema)   After two successive flops in Villu and Engeyum Kaadhal, director Prabhu Deva returns with a remake of the Telugu film Souryam, which released in 2008 and went to become a hit. Vedi’s story is simple. Vishal […]