Mark my words! Ten years from now when Akshay Kumar’s strapping 21-year-old son Aarav struts down the streets of Mumbai, passersby will sullenly glare at the youth, rain curses on his entire family and spit on the sidewalk muttering, “There goes the son of the Nathuram who destroyed the Hindi film industry.” No big Indian […]

Joker Reviews – Garbage, Say Critics

If it’s an Akshay Kumar film, you can be sure it’s got garbage written all over it. The bozo’s new film Joker released today, to almost universal derision. The only silver lining is that the trashy film has had a poor opening in India. Here, read excerpts from some of the reviews for Joker: NDTV […]

Rowdy Rathore Review – Beastly Nonsense

Never let it be said that Hindi movies can’t plumb new lows. The biggest, latest calamity to befall the already lowly Bollywood is the Southern invasion in the form of remakes and arrival of directors like Prabhudeva. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Tamils and Telugus cannot make watchable movies, […]