Himmatwala BO – Miserable

Ha ha ha ha! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Sajid Khan’s pathetic piece of shit Himmatwala (Ajay Devgan, Tamannah Bhatia) has fared badly at the U.S. box office. Despite the advantage of a holiday on Good Friday, Himmatwala could manage a total gross ofย  mere $197,770. The average per screen gross was just $1,998. Related Posts: Himmatwala โ€“ Soul […]

Himmatwala – Soul Searing Nightmare

By Naveen Sajid Khanโ€™s HIMMATWALA (2013) is touted as the official remake of the eponymous 1983 super hit movie starring Jumping Jack Jeetendra and her thighness Sridevi. Unless you are a newbie to Bollywood, you know that Super Hit and Super Shit are highly synonymous in that industry and most sane humans say the 1983 […]

Himmatwala Crucified

If Himmatwala 1983 had any virtues, it was the wanton display of Sridevi’s ‘thunder thighs’ to a nation of drooling idiots. Alas, Himmatwala 2013 lacks even that ‘merit’ given that Tamannaah Bhatia is rather effete in the thighs department. The reviews are starting to come in for Sajid Khan’s Himmatwala remake and they’re crucifying the […]

100% Love – 200% Silly

To describe the new Telugu movie 100% Love (Naga Chaitanya, Tamannaah Bhatia) as a hopelessly silly piece of trash would be to bestow an extravagant compliment on the clumsy grotesquerie. That in this day and age, 100 plus years into the motion picture business, some Telugu people put out such rank amateur stuff and then […]

Paiyaa Review – Storyless, Pathetic Piece of Shit

Paiyaa UK Box Office โ€“ Bad, Really Bad The distraught girl is chased by a bunch of Andhra thugs and must reach Bombay. Oh, no. Oh, no. You see, the smitten, besotted, desperately in love guy who is driving the girl to her grandma’s home is chased by a gang of Bombay goons and must […]