Hello, did we hear someone say that Fashion – Priyanka Chopra’s Ugly Movie About Beautiful People – has had a great box office response. Bullshit. Just look at Fashion’s box office numbers in the U.S. – the movie is a frigging disaster. In its opening weekend (October 31-November 2, 2008), Fashion grossed a piffling $105,812. […]
A few minutes back (around 8:30 PM EST), we were watching Campbell Brown of CNN blah-blah-blahing about tomorrow’s U.S. Presidential elections. Campbell mentioned that one of the good luck charms that Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama always carries with him is a small statue of the Hindu Monkey God Hanuman. I am Hanuman & I […]
American moviegoers emptied their overflowing bedpans over the head of ugly Bollywood and Kollywood actress Shriya Saran. A mediocre and unpretty actress, Shriya Saran will find it very hard to live down the humiliating rebuff from U.S. moviegoers to her Hollywood misadventure The Other End of the Line. Shriya’s ghastly English movie not only opened […]
Unless the American people are complete idiots, we’re going to see a landslide victory for Barack Obama on November 4. No, we do not believe Americans are all blithering idiots (because then we’d be labelling ouselves as dolts). Having watched the debates, the campaigns, the talking heads on television and seen the opinion polls, we […]