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When you got a martinet boss bearing down on ya, you gotta keep readin and readin hoping for some new ideas for the next post.

And so we were reading the latest issue of the New Yorker and we discover this ‘Niggas ain’t scared of rope’ comedian Micah Williams a.k.a. Katt Williams.

So we trooped over to YouTube and watched a few episodes of Katt Williams’ standup comedy act.

We don’t think Katt Williams is in the Chris Rock league but he ain’t bad.

If you got the time (bet you do dude, it’s Saturday), why don’t you check out Katt Williams?

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Life’s so strange.

Stranger than we all realize. Actions of insignificant people in the distant past sometimes have an extraordinary impact on the course of future events in a big way.

Take the Taj Mahal for instance. Hailed as a great monument to both love and architecture, the Taj Mahal has impressed visitors from around the world for 360 years.

But few realize that but for a mistake in 1526 by a treacherous cook in Babur’s employ, the Taj Mahal most likely would never have been built.

In his memoirs Baburnama, Babur, the founder of the Mughal empire, describes an assassination attempt on him in graphic detail.

The year was 1526 and the date December 21 (about eight months after the Battle of Panipat in which Babur defeated Sultan Ibrahim Lodi).

Not surprisingly, the architect of the assassination plot was Ibrahim’s mother Buwa.  She had some poison brought from Etawah and bribed Babur’s cook to poison his food. However, the nervous cook used only some of the poison and cast the rest into the stove.

As a result, although Babur ate the poisoned meat he only became sick but did not die.

Once the suspicious Babur learned of the assassination plot, he quickly had the plotters arrested and put them to death in the most gruesome manner (You really want to know, OK: the cook was skinned alive, the food taster hacked to pieces, one woman thrown under an elephant’s leg, another woman shot and the architect of the plot Buwa was arrested).

If the cook had succeeded in assassinating Babur, would there have been a Mughal Empire? We doubt it. Remember, these were the early days of the empire, there was disaffection in Babur’s army and the empire had yet to consolidate itself.

So, without the Mughal empire there would have been no Shah Jahan and no Taj Mahal (completed in 1648).

Now you see how ultimately the Taj Mahal owes its existence to Babur’s cook (and his failure to kill the King 122 years earlier).


Built by a Flustered Cook?

Most likely, the course of India too would have been very different if Babur’s cook had succeeded in his assassination attempt. Continue reading »

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Even recessions have silver linings – as in less number of H1B applications (mostly from the Indian coolies for U.S. IT jobs).

As of April 9, the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services had received only 42,000 fresh H1B Visa applications for fiscal 2010 starting on October 1.

CIS, which started accepting applications on April 1, said it’d continue to accept H1B applications until it reaches the limit of 65,000.

Last year (i.e. for fiscal 2009), the U.S. CIS received 150,000 H1B applications for the 65,000 Visas in two days.

Why the Decline
No, no, the coolies have not developed a hatred of America. By no means.

The primary reason for the drop in H1B Visa applications is the slump in the U.S. economy.

Petitions filed on behalf of current H-1B workers (who have been counted previously against the 65,000 cap) will not count toward the fiscal year 2010 H-1B cap.

Disgrace
H1B Visas are a disgrace, a kick in the face of hard working American IT workers. Continue reading »

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Folks, IT employment in the U.S. is down for the fourth consecutive month.

According to the National Association of Computer Consultant Businesses, IT employment continues to fall in the U.S., with 31,300 jobs disappearing in March 2009.

The loss of 31,000 IT jobs in March, amidst tough economic times for American families, comes on the heel of 56,000 IT jobs lost in December, 48,000 vanishing in January and 14,000 going poof in February.

Since November 2008, the IT sector in the U.S. has shed 150,000 jobs or 3.7%.

IT employment in the U.S. has declined 1.79% since March 2008.

Scrap H1B Job Killer
We’ve said this a million times on this blog. Scrap the H1B program and send the coolies back home to India.

It makes no sense to bring in the coolies from India and elsewhere when American IT workers are hurting.

Ask the Indian coolies in Chennai, Hyderabad and Bangalore whether they are willing for their jobs to be outsourced to Bangladesh or China.

Take our word – those hooligans will Continue reading »

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Google’s Asia-Pacific and Latin America head Sukhinder Singh Cassidy has left the company and dropped anchor at VC firm Accel Partners, where she will be CEO-In-Residence.

 
Sukhinder Singh
(Pix: Google)

Sukhinder was tipped to replace Google executive Tim Armstrong, who recently vamoosed to AOL, but media reports suggest she didn’t get the job.

As CEO-In-Residence at Accel, Sukhinder will evaluate new venture and growth equity opportunities in partnership with Accel besides working with companies in Accel’s digital media and advertising portfolio.

Related Stories:
Who’s Sexier – Padmasree Warrior or Sukhinder Singh

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Since binge drinking is verboten to us, we’re gonna engage in another (less harmful) form of excess, a movie binge. 

It’s Wednesday.

So we trooped over to RedBox for our free fix of Hollywood movies. We picked up Meryl Streep’s Oscar nominated Doubt. Besides Meryl Streep, the movie got four other Oscars nominations (but failed to win any).

Meryl is one of the all-time great actresses, a colossus if you ask us, and always a pleasure to watch.

Yesterday at our local library, we picked up the late Heath Ledger’s Casanova. Continue reading »

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Never in the battle against the deadly scourge of terrorism have so many owed so much to so few (thank you, Churchill).

Today, thanks to the brave and valiant soldiers of the Sri Lankan Army, LTTE, one of the most cruel terrorist organization the world has ever seen, is facing annihilation.

Although the LTTE’s certain defeat has been late in coming, it still comes as welcome tidings.

India has seen at close quarters the folly of  providing succor to these LTTE monsters.

On a dark night some 18 years ago (May 21, 1991), the LTTE terrorists aided by their quislings in the South Indian state of Tamil Nadu killed Indian leader Rajiv Gandhi at an election campaign meeting in Sriperumbudur, 30 miles from Chennai.

Emboldened by contributions from the Tamil diaspora (in Tamil Nadu, Europe and Canada) and drunk on the crime of Rajiv’s assassination, the LTTE followed one vicious and murderous attack upon another until the determination of the current Sri Lankan government and the island nation’s army took hold  – to come what may end this evil mob and excise the cancer that was eating away at the country. Continue reading »

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These are hard times for Sori Padam Surya.

Close on the heels of a ho hum reception for Surya’s Vaaranam Aayiram comes a poor response to his latest crap show Ayan.

Ayan, a most crappy movie, grossed a pathetic £37,771 in its opening weekend at the UK box office.

On an average gross basis, Ayan did worse than even Vishal’s piece of junk a.k.a. Sathyam. And that is so disgraceful Continue reading »

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Some of the dumbest lines in literature come from the scriptures, or the religious books.

Ask not which religion.

For it matters not, which religion. For they are all the same in their nonsense.

Let’s take a look at some of the most hilarious nonsensical lines from the various scriptures starting with Christianity:

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so men persecuted the prophets who were before you. – Jesus Christ, Sermon on the Mount.

Was Christ serious or was he high when he told his followers that they were blessed when persecuted!

For sure, religious nonsense is not the monopoly of Christianity alone. Hinduism, the major religion of India, is replete with drivel. Here’s the most popular verse from the Bhagavat Gita: Continue reading »

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Here comes Incredible India – 21.

Nearly 40 years after Indira Gandhi took on Morarji Desai, Sanjiva Reddy, Nijalingappa, Kamaraj and other members of the Congress old guard with Garibi Hatao, the Congress (R) slogan in the 1971 elections, India’s politicians have managed to accomplish that herculean feat, albeit only for themselves.

So what if India is still a poor country. At least, India’s netas (political leaders) are no longer poor.

Here’s a look at the assets of some of our prominent Indian leaders:

* Orissa may be a poor, backward state. But Orissa’s leaders are anything but poor. Orissa Chief Minister Naveen Patnaik’s assets comes to about Rs 7.98 crore.

*  Nationalist Congress Party leader Supriya Sule (Sharad Pawar’s daughter) has declared assets of Rs 52.73 crore (includes assets of both Supriya and her husband). God, how can people make a living on such meagre assets.

* Our heart goes out to Congress president Sonia Gandhi. The poor Italian-Indian bahu has neither a car nor a house.  Continue reading »

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