Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid
Holy cow, what are you saying?
Are my eyes playing tricks on me?
SI, are you really saying God (Allah) has given me the green light to screw my wife any which way I fancy.
Indeed, children.
Bet you schmucks never thought Allah would be so broadminded, did ya? 
Yes, Allah is in some ways.
No kidding, fellas.
Sex and Women
We’ve read 286 Aya (verses) in the Quran so far and will pore over a lot more before our Quranic train reaches its destination.
But it’s safe to say the following will likely be our favorite line from the Quran:
Your wives are your fields, so go into your fields whichever way you like.
- Sura 2, Aya 223
As we understand it, in the above verse Allah is essentially granting Muslim men carte blanche to plow into their wives any which way they choose.
Not for Allah’s acolytes the banality or straitjacket of the missionary pose.
Yipee!
Lest you dolts be tempted to think we’re being flippant, let’s provide some ballast for our point by falling back on the translator’s notes. As Prof Abdel Haleem explains in the footnote to the above (favorite) verse: When the Muslims emigrated to Medina, they heard from the Jews that a child born from a woman approached from behind would have a squint. p.25
You see, the Jews had it all wrong.
Having provided the all-clear sign, God (Allah) stops there for the Quran is no Kama Sutra, the porn pillow of the Hindu chutiyas. Continue reading »
Ever since Osama bin Laden’s henchmen rammed planes into the twin towers of the World Trade Center at 9:00 AM on a September 11 there has been enormous interest in Islam and its holy book, the Quran (a.k.a. Koran).
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