Folks, we’ve said this a million times. Indian restaurants run by our desis in the U.S. are obscenely filthy, more like public toilets in India. Now one of these shit-holes has earned the dubious distinction of being forcibly closed by the authorities. The New York City Health Department recently closed Madras Mahal on Lexington Avenue […]
We should just believe in hope and trust and love and that’s all is going to get us through to everything. – Bollywood starlet Sonam Kapoor at a candlelight vigil near German Bakery for the victims of the February 13 blast. Source: DNA
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid One of the striking things about the Quran is the flexibility of God (Allah) in some minor respects and an unyielding inflexibility in other major aspects. Take for instance pork. Many of us are led to believe that God (Allah) imposes strict prohibitions in dietary matters, particularly in […]
It seems even Allah has deserted former superstar, the Pakistan loving chutiya Shahrukh Khan. Shahrukh’s My Name is Khan has collapsed 63% in the second weekend at the U.S. box office, according to estimates put out Sunday by boxofficemojo. Compared to his nemesis Aamir Khan’s 3 Idiots, Shahrukh Khan’s My Name is Khan has had […]
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid Heaven forbid that Islam should ever extend its sway beyond the religion’s present borders and take the reins of power in new territories. After reading six Suras and nearly a 100 pages of the Quran, it’s safe to predict that should Islam spread its tentacles to more countries […]
(Suggested by SI blog reader StrYngLad74) My, my, how time flies. Is it already a month since our last episode of Incredible India, those only-in-India reports. Bet all you schmucks are exhibiting serious withdrawal symptoms over the lengthy hiatus. Here we go, folks. Homosexuality is as old as the hills and even the soporific Indian […]