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(For SI blog reader VJcool)

Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the flowers gone?
Young girls picked them every one
When will they ever learn?

- American folksinger and song-writer Pete Seeger: “Where have all the flowers gone?”

In Incredible India, you don’t say it with flowers anymore.

So yesteryear. So uncool.

Marigold, Champa, Jasmine and Rose – who cares for them anymore in India?

Flowers are out. Their stench is unbearable.

And currency notes are in. Ah, what a sweet smell these crisp notes spread all around them!

Even India’s esteemed netas are now eschewing malodorous flowers for fragrant currency notes.

Take for instance, Mayawati a.k.a Maya behn, our beloved Maharani Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh and Bahujan Samaj Party leader.

On Monday to celebrate 25 years of the BSP and the 76th birthday of its late founder Kanshi Ram at the Ramabai Ambedkar maidan in Lucknow, Maya behn was honored by her supporters with a garland of flowers Rs 1,000 notes.

Hey, we can smell the fragrance of the currency even here across the ocean.


Her Royal Highness Mayawati
(Photo: UP Govt. web site)

Not for our Maya behn Rs 100 or lesser denomination notes or God forbid the coins that lesser leaders are weighed in not so infrequently in the various corners of Incredible India. Continue reading »

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by SI blog reader Racer44
(Readers: SI’s comments follow this essay)

Having completed over 92 years since its inception (the first silent Tamil movie Keechaka Vadham was released in 1917), it is only obvious that we ask ourselves, where is Tamil Cinema headed? (ignoring, of course, naysayers like SI who say that it’s headed from deep shit to deeper shit).

The decades gone by have rung in many changes, the immense technological advances not the least among them.

As Tamil cinema progressed from the silent era to black and white talkies and later to Eastman Color and the present digital age, the kind of films made also diversified, from period dramas involving rajas and ranis which had their origins in religion and folklore to stories that are more grounded in the reality of today, drawing their inspiration from the life of the common man, whose trials and tribulations they served to document and whose mundane love-stories were blown up into larger-than-life romances on celluloid.

But for the sake of identifying Tamil Cinema’s current course, it should be sufficient if we restrict our gaze to the last  2-3 years of its existence.

Many would agree that these are the heydays of Tamil Cinema, what with Kollywood’s first forays into the adventure-fantasy genre with the much-feted Aayirathil Oruvan, its first full-length spoof in Tamil Padam and very soon, its first science fiction film in Enthiran.

While these are significant milestones in themselves, what is truly heartening is the emergence of a new breed of directors keen on experimenting with hitherto untouched themes and spinning innovative and absorbing narratives out of them.

Arivazhagan’s Eeram, Samuthirakani’s Nadodigal, and Pandiraj’s Pasanga: each of these films is special, in that they not only strike an off-the-beaten-path approach in their story and storytelling but have also struck gold at the box office. None of  the aforementioned films had any big name on the credits, and two of them (Eeram and Pasanga) were directed by debutants.Yet each of these found an audience willing to embrace the envelope-pushing. The advent of the multiplex has contributed, in no small degree, to these films’ success.

In times when an ever-increasing number of movies vie for the same pie, it is the bloated “masala” movies which find themselves forced to adapt in terms of story and setting in order to stay relevant. Audiences worldwide have shown little patience at nonsensical movies like Villu and Kutty causing them to quickly bite the dust once word-of-mouth spreads.

As the average Tamil-movie-goer would say, Matter irukkanum. Continue reading »

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(For SI blog readers Mallukuttan, Shadowfax_Arbit, Gandhiji et al)

Ever since we watched Oscar winner Jeff Bridges’ old comedy The Big Lebowski, we’ve been dying to try out the White Russian.

If you remember the movie, that’s The Dude’s favorite drink.

As a matter of fact, White Russian’s popularity in recent years owes to The Big Lebowski.

There are differing opinions on the origins of the White Russian.

On Wiki, there’s some talk that White Russian’s origins may date back to the end of World War I while others see references to it in the mid-1950s.

Like all things old, the White Russian’s origins too remain shrouded in the mists of history.

This evening, our White Russian urge got so high that we perforce had to capitulate before Bacchus.


White Russian – The Dude was Right

We already had Skyy Vodka in our liquor cabinet.

So all we needed was Coffee Liqueur and some cream.

Off we dashed to our Gujju liquor store and headed for the liqueur aisle. There was Kahlua, Starbucks and a bunch of other coffee liqueurs on the shelves including the Mexican import Kamora.

We picked Kamora because it had 20% alcohol while Kahlua had only 17% alcohol content. Plus, at $10.99 Kamora was $7 cheaper.

And you do know the only thing desis in the U.S. love more than a blonde p*ssy is a cheaper price-tag, right? ;) Continue reading »

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(For SI Blog reader Kreacher)

Kreacher, did we need the Pig, Dip in the Pool and The Landlady in these short winter days of our life.

Whatever possessed you to recommend Roald Dahl’s stories to us.

Well, we won’t hold you completely responsible.

You see our appetite for Dahl’s short stories was also whetted by our recent reading of Dahl’s longer, raunchy, rambunctious work My Uncle Oswald.

Since Dahl’s short stories were not easily available at our county libraries, we had to fall back upon our usual reliable source – Amazon.

The postman delivered our new copy of The Best of Roald Dahl from Amazon yesterday.

Comprised of a selection of 29 short stories culled from Dahl’s Switch Bitch, Kiss Kiss, Over to You, Someone Like You and The Wonderful World of Henry Sugar, our collection includes the Pig, The Landlady, The Bestseller, Edward the Conqueror and 21 other pieces.

We’ve read four stories so far – Pig, The landlady, Dip in the Pool and The Hitchhiker.

The fourth one is fluff.

And  of the first three it’s hard to say which one is most depressing. Continue reading »

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Being colored ourselves, we dig Black.

We just love the sight of them Black women with their regal carriage, swinging derrieres, big mouth, dyed hair and all.

Bet we’re no exceptions.

Say, who doesn’t like a good black mama with big bouncing tits and a bigger bountiful booty squealing under him?

Who doesn’t, eh? ;)

Ah, the very Black thought is enough to induce White nirvana.

But mind you, ebony hoochies have their price.

A big price, much higher than the $75 you pay for the 30-minute quickie with your Black hoochie momma at the rundown desi motel.

The Centers for Disease Control has put out a study saying that Black women in the 14-49 age group have the highest rate of Herpes Simplex Virus type 2 (HSV-2) in America.

No kidding, jerks.

And for the benefit of all ye schmucks, HSV-2 is an incurable infection that can cause recurrent and painful genital sores.

According to the CDC, Black women (in the 14-49 age group) are the most affected HSV-2 category in America with a prevalence rate of 48%. Continue reading »

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Ajay Devgan’s Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge has fared rather badly at the UK box office.

The comedy, which also featured Paresh Rawal and Konkona Sen Sharma, is about a guest who overstays his welcome.

Here’s how Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge has fared at the UK box office compared to a few other prominent Bollywood films:

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