Quote of the Day – Shahid Afridi

I Want to say Sorry to my nation. We tried our level best. – Pakistan cricket Captain Shahid Afridi after losing to India in the Semi-Finals in Mohali (Indian Punjab) today. Bravo, Shahid Afridi! You guys tried hard today.

Quote of the Day – ‘Abbas’ on a Pak Forum

I would like to congratulate the Indian team and Misbah for defeating Pakistan comprehensively. – Source: “Abbas’ from Lahore on PakGuns.com Folks, much as we all may be tempted to slam Pakistan, we’ve to admit that they played a great Match today. Very Entertaining. Just that the better team (India) won today. As for Misbah, […]

New (Dis)Honor for Bollywood – First Convicted Rapist

Bollywood may not win honors at any of the major international award festivals, be they Cannes, Oscars or even any of the lesser known festivals. But make no mistake, Bollywood is well represented when it comes to picking up prizes for stealing scripts, bad acting, the casting couch, adultery, nepotism, drunk driving leading to murder […]

India vs Pakistan; Let’s Crush the Swines

Allah-o-Akbar – India Beats Pakistan Just a few minutes to go before the crucial India vs Pakistan Terroristan semi-final match starts at Mohali. The winner of today’s match will meet Sri Lanka in the finals on April 2 at the Wankhede Stadium in Mumbai. We hope the Indian players put out their best game and […]

Pakistan Promises 25-Acres Fertile Land to Players for Victory; Let’s Give them 6×4 Plot in Kabristan

Ha ha ha. The folks in Pakistan are getting desperate. They are praying en masse in the mosques and Madrasas and offering blandishments to the country’s cricket players in the crucial semi-final World Cup cricket match against India in Mohali today. Maybe, the Pakis are scared their chutias will take money and throw away their […]