Mar 302011
 

I would like to congratulate the Indian team and Misbah for defeating Pakistan comprehensively. – Source: “Abbas’ from Lahore on PakGuns.com Folks, much as we all may be tempted to slam Pakistan, we’ve to admit that they played a great Match today. Very Entertaining. Just that the better team (India) won today. As for Misbah, we think this buffoon, who did not realize the gravity of the situation until it was too late, ought to be kicked out of the Pak team.

Mar 302011
 

Bollywood may not win honors at any of the major international award festivals, be they Cannes, Oscars or even any of the lesser known festivals. But make no mistake, Bollywood is well represented when it comes to picking up prizes for stealing scripts, bad acting, the casting couch, adultery, nepotism, drunk driving leading to murder of footpath dwellers, shooting endangered deer, drug addiction, balding pates, terrorist connections and the like. However, until today Bollywood had one serious shortcoming – India’s Hindi film industry never had a convicted rapist of their own. All their rapists were only in the filums. Voila, […]

Mar 302011
 

Allah-o-Akbar – India Beats Pakistan Just a few minutes to go before the crucial India vs Pakistan Terroristan semi-final match starts at Mohali. The winner of today’s match will meet Sri Lanka in the finals on April 2 at the Wankhede Stadium in Mumbai. We hope the Indian players put out their best game and are not swayed by any extraneous offers from bookies or other vested interests. The Indian National Anthem is playing. How much more melodious compared to the cacophonous Pak anthem. We see Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi, their poodle Manmohan Singh and Bollywood actorAamir Khan in the […]

Mar 302011
 

Ha ha ha. The folks in Pakistan are getting desperate. They are praying en masse in the mosques and Madrasas and offering blandishments to the country’s cricket players in the crucial semi-final World Cup cricket match against India in Mohali today. Maybe, the Pakis are scared their chutias will take money and throw away their wickets. The chief minister of Pakistan’s largest province Punjab, Shahbaz Sharif, is holding up the carrot of 25 acres of fertile land for each player if the team beats India today. Folks, we hope India plays their best game today and that all the reward […]