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India Digest – Somebody in Prison, Please Make Raja Your Girlfriend; Indian Docs Find Cure for Brain Tumor – Sodomy

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Feb 022011
 
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* God, somebody please make former Indian Telecom Minister Raja your girlfriend – Are there no men in any Indian prisons?
(NDTV).

* BJP is Right – Too little, too late.
(NDTV)

* Indian Doctors Find Cure for Childrens’ Brain Tumor – Sodomy. No kidding! A tragedy beyond description.
(Hindu)

* Testosterone Triggers Violence – Strange but true
(DNA)

* Pay Rent or We’ll Take Your Baby – An only in India story
(Times of India)

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India Digest – I’m Not Me; Pray Nude for Political Chair

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Feb 022011
 
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* I’m Not Me – Only in India can infamous personalities get away/try to get away with hilarious claims that I’m Not Me. Even if there are video tapes about their sexcapades or witnesses claiming they were driving the SUV that mowed down some poor pavement dwellers, I’m not Me is the arrogant response. Hey, it works most of the time.
(Deccan Herald)

* Nude Worship to Solve Political Problems – Only in India, folks can such nonsense happen. Hey, it’s India. Why are you acting surprised?
(Times of India)

* IIM-Graduate Sabzivala’s Travails – Only in India, can the path of a well-educated first generation entrepreneur be a bed of thorns. Hey, it’s Bihar, after all.
(NDTV)

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India Digest – Screwing is Fine but Shoving It In is Not, India Tells 12-Yr-Old Kids

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Jan 312011
 
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* Screw, but No Penetration – A draft legislation being circulated by India’s Ministry of Women and Child Development makes it legal for 12-year-old- kids to engage in sex as long as there’s no penetration. Ha ha ha. We haven’t stopped laughing and we’re not even drunk tonight. ;)
(Times of India)

* Barbarians Ahead of India in Nukes – Whacko, terrorist nation Pakistan now has over 100 Nukes, edging ahead of India. One of these days, Pakistan will make Delhi go poof! Just you watch.
(Washington Post)

* Argentina, See Our Shame – After shaming themselves in all the major European cities, the U.S., Australia and New Zealand, Pak-loving Chutia Shahrukh Khan is hosting a reality game show Zor ka Jhatka that showcases Argentina.
(Times of India)

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India Digest – Padma Shri for Having Babies? Gulti Deportation; Barbarian Mafia

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Jan 252011
 
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* Padma Shri for having babies? – Bollywood actress Kajol has received a Padma Shri award from the Government of India. The only noteworthy thing Kajol has done in the last decade is to have two babies. Say, do they award Padma Shris in India for having babies? Another actress Tabu also won the Padma Shri. Again, we can’t think of any great achievement by one of our favorites. Did Tabu get it under the senior citizens category?
(Press Information Bureau)

* Gultis will do anything to land in the U.S. – We’ve never understood the Telugu fascination for Amreeka. Is it the hope of a big, fat dowry? A bunch of Telugu students in California are in trouble with U.S. immigration.
(Economic Times)

* Barbarian Indian Mafia – An Indian official who dared to question fuel theft was burnt alive by the local Mafia in the Continue reading »

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India Digest – J&K on Boil; Talentless Bollywood Bozo; Stalinist Regime; Murderous Police

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Jan 242011
 
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* Sick F*cks in Jammu & Kashmir – No, you cannot hoist the Indian National Flag in the Muslim-dominated, disputed state of Jammu & Kashmir. Should you try, you’ll be deported to India. Ha ha ha. Somebody, please kick out these two idiots Omar Abdullah and Manmohan Singh.
(The Hindu)

* Income Tax Raids on Priyanka Chopra – What a shame that only the Income Tax dept raided the premises of this utterly worthless Bollywood actress. If only the Department of Quality Control had joined in, this disgustingly bad actress would have been exposed for her repeated depravities – masquerading as acting – on the screen. By the way, the IT dept raided the premises of that zombie actress Katrina Kaif too.

* Allah, be Praised, Dhobi Ghat didn’t do Well – There must be a God, after all. Dhobi Ghat turned in a mediocre performance at the U.S. box office.
(SearchIndia.com)

* Is a Stalinist regime coming to Tamil Nadu? – Perhaps. The fossil a.k.a. Karunanidhi is hinting of leaving the Chief Minister’s post and becoming president of the DMK party. This means fossil’s son Stalin will be the next Chief Minister. :(
(The Hindu)

* Murder at close quarters – The Andhra Pradesh has turned murder into a fine art.
(Outlook)
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India Digest – Ph.D Factory, Hiring Spree & More

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Jan 222011
 
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* Only in India Stories – If your subordinate asks for leave, better grant it pronto unless you want him to behave like this policeman in Andhra Pradesh.
(Times of India)

* TCS on Ferocious Hiring Spree – U.S. Job Killer Tata Consultancy Services to hire 37,000 Coolies in fiscal year 2012 (April 1, 2011-March 31, 2012). The software company had 1,86,914 employees at the end of December and plans to add another 12,000-15,000 this year. High time we tightened our H1B and L1 Visa rules.
(ET)

* UID Project Over-ambitious – The Nandan Nilekani headed Unique Identification Authority of India project has technical glitches and violates privacy, say some experts. Well, Nandan has always been over-ambitious. Right, Nandan? ;)
(Hindustan Times)

* Ph.D Factories in India – Mumbai University has turned into a Ph.D factory churning out a doctorate a day in the last 10 years (after excluding for holidays) for a total of 2,904.
(Times of India)

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