* God, somebody please make former Indian Telecom Minister Raja your girlfriend – Are there no men in any Indian prisons? (NDTV). * BJP is Right – Too little, too late. (NDTV) * Indian Doctors Find Cure for Childrens’ Brain Tumor – Sodomy. No kidding! A tragedy beyond description. (Hindu) * Testosterone Triggers Violence – […]
* I’m Not Me – Only in India can infamous personalities get away/try to get away with hilarious claims that I’m Not Me. Even if there are video tapes about their sexcapades or witnesses claiming they were driving the SUV that mowed down some poor pavement dwellers, I’m not Me is the arrogant response. Hey, […]
* Screw, but No Penetration – A draft legislation being circulated by India’s Ministry of Women and Child Development makes it legal for 12-year-old- kids to engage in sex as long as there’s no penetration. Ha ha ha. We haven’t stopped laughing and we’re not even drunk tonight. 😉 (Times of India) * Barbarians Ahead […]
* Padma Shri for having babies? – Bollywood actress Kajol has received a Padma Shri award from the Government of India. The only noteworthy thing Kajol has done in the last decade is to have two babies. Say, do they award Padma Shris in India for having babies? Another actress Tabu also won the Padma […]
* Sick F*cks in Jammu & Kashmir – No, you cannot hoist the Indian National Flag in the Muslim-dominated, disputed state of Jammu & Kashmir. Should you try, you’ll be deported to India. Ha ha ha. Somebody, please kick out these two idiots Omar Abdullah and Manmohan Singh. (The Hindu) * Income Tax Raids on […]
* Only in India Stories – If your subordinate asks for leave, better grant it pronto unless you want him to behave like this policeman in Andhra Pradesh. (Times of India) * TCS on Ferocious Hiring Spree – U.S. Job Killer Tata Consultancy Services to hire 37,000 Coolies in fiscal year 2012 (April 1, 2011-March […]