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Kaavalan Box Office – Vijay F*cked; Worse than Sura

 Box Office, Tamil Movies  7 Responses »
Jan 262011
 
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Ha ha ha ha, Ayyo Kaduvule.

Intha Vijayakku shani pudichidichu (Vijay is going through bad times).

Folks, Vijay’s new movie Kaavalan has been badly buggered by moviegoers in the U.K.

Kaavalan has fared worse than Vijay’s previous movie Sura at the U.K. box office.

Pitiful. Pitiful.

Vijay richly deserves his current miserable fate for all the crap he’s showered on Tamil moviegoers for the past few years.

By the way, Kaavalan released a week late in the U.K.

For the opening January 21-23, 2010 weekend, Kaavalan managed a total gross of only £49,475 and an average gross of £2,910.

Are we surprised?

Of course not. The Kaavalan trailer and cacophonous music foretold the disaster that lay ahead.

Here’s how badly Kaavalan fared at the U.K. box office compared to a few prominent Tamil films:

Related Stories:
Kaavalan Trailer Review – In New Landmark, this Tamil Movie Features Two Clowns
Kaavalan Music Review – If Funeral Music be Your Cup of Tea, This One Fits the Bill

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Quote of the Day – Vijay

 Quotes, Tamil Movies  11 Responses »
May 052010
 
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I am happy, at peace.
- Tamil film star Vijay after delivering another crappy film, i.e. Sura.
Source: Sify

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Sura Box Office – Tamil Movie Fans Spit on Vijay

 Box Office, Tamil Movies  30 Responses »
May 042010
 
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Important Note: We’ve updated the Sura box office numbers to reflect the higher figures reported by New York Times.

First, it was Vijay who spat on Tamil fans with his crap-show Sura.

Then, it was the turn of movie critics who spat on the trashy film.

Now, moviegoers have joined the critics in spitting on Vijay’s latest crapshow Sura.

Depressing Numbers
The UK box office numbers for Sura are out.

And if we were Vijay, we’d be heading to the Cooum to drown ourselves.

For the April 30-May 2 opening weekend, Sura’s total gross was £50,537  while the average gross amounted to £7, 219 (Source: New York Times).

That’s a few thousand pounds more than Vijay’s previous movie Vettaikaran.

Here’s how Sura has fared at the UK box office compared to a few prominent Tamil films:

Related Stories:
Movie Critics Spit on Vijay’s Sura
Sura Review – Colossus of Nonsense
Vettaikaran Review – Punnaku Pandi & the Dysentery Before Sura
Thirupaachi Review – Punnaku Pandi and the Capture of Bin Laden
Madurey Review – Punnaku Pandi and the ‘Negro Problem’
Sivakasi Review – Punnaku Pandi and the art of Nonsense
Kuruvi Review – Nonstop Nonsense
Villu Review – Revoltingly Bad

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Movie Critics Spit on Vijay’s Sura

 Reviews, Tamil Movies  4 Responses »
Apr 302010
 
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Film critics have spoken and the verdict is that Tamil movie star Vijay’s 50th film Sura is garbage.

Here’s a sample of reviews of Sura:

Behindwoods:

(T)here is no variety in the film and it happens to be a usual Vijay fare. The script seems to be a combination from his earlier ventures.

…There are umpteen numbers of irrational scenes in the film that has even the Vijay fans squirm in their seats with dissatisfaction. The classic example is when the actor lights up the stove with the flip of his fingers.

….The negative aspects of Sura are no doubt the music, illogical, if not slow screenplay, gravity defying stunts, slow moving scenes.

OneIndia:

But there are few actors, like Vijay, still living in the world of myths and not ashamed for giving half baked films like Kuruvi, Villu, Vettaikkaran, Sura and cheating the so called die hard fans continuously.

Sura, the 50th film of Vijay is surely a disaster in his 19 years old career. The story is as old as hills and the sequences are stale and repeated. Vadivelu is the only plus point in this two and half hour horrible experience. Another important point is, S P Rajkumar, who always made some B grade films, wasted a golden opportunity to establish himself as a front line entertainment filmmaker.

….Nothing special to mention in Vijay’s action, stunts and even his comical scenes irritate a lot. Continue reading »

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Sura Review – Colossus of Nonsense

 Tamil Movies  21 Responses »
Apr 302010
 
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Trust Tamil movie star Joseph Vijay to conjure up a sui generis way of thanking legions of fans for standing by him for 49 films over nearly two decades.

For his 50th film Sura, Vijay gathered all the saliva in his mouth and in one merciless, swift swoop spat square on the face of millions of Tamils who supported him all these years.

That’s gratitude, Vijay a.k.a. Punnaku Pandi style. :(

Colossus of Nonsense
Folks, Sura is not your usual crappy Vijay film.

Au contraire, it’s a colossus of nonsense, easily one of the worst Tamil movies the bozo has featured in.

Sura Movie Review Sponsored by Air-Savings.com

Cast as a fisherman with a heart that beats only for his fellow fishermen/slum dwellers on the beach, Vijay is the eponymous Sura of the movie. There’s a bad politician who tries to grab the land on which the poor fishermen have their huts and Sura stops him, first by beating his henchmen to a pulp, then by stealing his money and finally by dispatching him to his maker.

That’s all there is to this shitty movie.  We swear, guys. We swear on Ilaya Thalapathy (Vijay.)

Tu. Tu (we’re returning the favor, Vijay). Continue reading »

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Vettaikaran Review – Punnaku Pandi & the Dysentery Before Sura

 Tamil Movies  9 Responses »
Apr 292010
 
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If Tamil film star Vijay had any shame at all, he’d lash himself till he bleeds out of every pore of his dark-skinned body and then nail his frame to a wooden metal cross.

That would be a fitting Prayaschit (atonement) for the Judas act of loosening his bowels and raining this dysentery a.k.a. Vettaikaran upon Tamil movie fans.

Depraved Shit Before Sura
Say what you will, we’re convinced Vijay a.k.a. Punnaku Pandi is the worthy inheritor of Marquis de Sade‘s mantle since Vettaikaran is a lengthy piece of sadistic nonsense from the get-go with nary a moment’s pause.

The nonsense in Vettaikaran starts right at the outset when we see our 36-year-old ‘young general’ Vijay playing the part of a 12th standard school student ‘Police Ravi’ and flogging asinine dialogs like:

Nanga aella ninaicha mudipom, mudikaerradhathan naennapom.

Guess, we’ve to be grateful Vijay was not cast in the role of a baby hanging on to mama’s teats!

And such stupid shit is only the beginning of this mind-blowing garbage where ‘Police Ravi’ models himself upon a super-cop and ‘encounter’ specialist Devaraj.

Our hero ‘Police Ravi’ soon graduates to sillier dialogs like anniki sonnadhu innikum, inniki sonnadhuthan yennikum and joins a college in the big city while driving an auto like his idol Devaraj in his younger days.

When his goal of becoming an police officer like Devaraj is thwarted by the villain Vedanayagam (Salim Ghouse) and his cartoon of a son Chellam (Sai Kumar), the insanity on the screen increases manifold till it becomes unbearable.

Sanjay Shinde as the corrupt policeman Kattaboman adds to the misery quotient with his simian antics.

The fight scenes in Vettaikaran are intolerable, even by Vijay’s lowly standards or lack of it. Continue reading »

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