Aegan Review – Ultimate Kuppa (Ultimate Garbage)

Ajith’s Shame – Hey, Even Genelia’s Better than Him

AeganKuppa Thotilla Podu (throw this movie into the garbage bin).

Compared to the devilishly bad Aegan, its Bollywood inspiration Main Hoon Na is an Oscar-worthy masterpiece and a lofty work of art.

Compared to Ajith’s Ultimate Korangu like antics in Aegan, Shahrukh Khan is a Marlon Brando.

And compared to Aegan’s mis-director Raju Sundaram, Farah Khan is Kazan + Hitchcock + Spielberg + Coppola + Scorsese.

The principal villains of Aegan are a hopelessly disjointed story, pathetic performances by Ajith, Nayantara et al compounded by inept direction by Raju Sundaram, who is also the writer of this piece of junk.

The Aegan story hews broadly to the Main Hoon Na theme albeit with some differences.

In Aegan, a young police officer (Ajith Kumar) goes undercover as a college student to nab an approver Ram Prasad, who’s on the run after escaping an attack on the police convoy while he was en route to the court to testify against notorious criminal Chinappa (Suman). You see, the thinking is that Ram Prasad will come to the college to meet his daughter Pooja (Piaa Bajpai) and can be nabbed there. Elementary, my dear Watson.

Like Shahrukh Khan in Main Hoon Na, Ajith too falls for his college teacher (the horrendously bad Kerala actress Nayantara in this instance).

Unlike Main Hoon Na, there are so many disjointed elements in the Aegan story that together impart a sophomoric stain to the whole movie.

Take a look at some of the egregiously disjointed nonsense in Aegan:

* Out of the blue, Pooja’s boyfriend Naren (Navdeep) is suddenly shown helping Pooja’s father to escape when he is chased by Ajith.
* Unlike in Main Hoon Na, the family tension that led to Ajith’s step-mother (Suhasini) and step-brother leaving home is abruptly introduced at the end, almost as an after thought.
* In the beginning, Ajith is shown to be friends with four kids Tinku, Rinku, Karan and Varun but the kids vanish after that. Were they kidnapped?
* The final scene shows Ajith’s family happily reunited, again without any effort to explain things.
* But surely the most bizarre scene was when the approver Ram Prasad blithely walks into the the college to be handcuffed by Ajith and taken away in a police jeep.

Besides the many disjointed elements, the Aegan story has other nonsensical features like Ajith taking the approver Ram Prasad with him to Chinappa’s den and single-handedly vanquishing a whole posse of criminal underlings.

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Ajith’s Shame – Hey, Even Genelia’s Better than Him
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Ajith – All at Sea
It’s a mighty shame that Ajith Kumar has failed to pick up the most basic acting skills even after aeons in the movie business. Surely, even lobotomized dolts or a washerman’s ass would learn something after 16 years in a trade.

From the moment the fella appears on the screen leaning against a fence with a gun in hand to the last frame of Aegan, Ajith Kumar is the ultimate case study of a gibbering monkey. All that’s missing is a Vaal (tail) for this thala (as Ajith is referred to in movie circles).

When Ajith dances, it’s with the grace of Oliver Hardy; when Ajith fights, it’s with the finesse and bravado of Vadivelu’s comic scuffles; When Ajith walks it’s with the swagger of a drunk Johnny Lever or the late Jeevan. When Ajith talks, it’s with the charm of the handicapped child in Black.

Never a great dancer, Ajith sinks to a new low in Aegan.

The Hey Baby song dance featuring Ajith, Nayantara and four buffoons represents the nadir of dances in Tamil movies although Ajith’s other song/dance Hey Sala (after the kidnap incident) comes a close second.

When Nayantara kisses him, Ajith seems like a deer caught in the headlights. Odd for one obsessed with his teacher.

A similar zombie expression follows when Ajith sees the photo of his father in Naren’s house.

Such was the torture Ajith inflicted upon us that we felt as if he was not an agent of Lucifer come to torment us but Lucifer himself sinking his fangs into our throat.

High time Ajith picked up some acting tips from his peers – surely even Vadivelu, Simbhu and Vishal can give this bloke some tips.

When Suman asks him towards the end, Villain Madri Pesare, Ajit replies – Villainakku villainthan.

Sadly, with his ugly performance, Ajith has proved to be the villain for the whole movie (not just for the villain).

Nayantara – Thigher, Higher, Wider
If Ajith’s performance in Aegan is a study in laziness and contempt for the audience, Nayantara is hellishly bad.

With her complete lack of acting skills, the sight of a scowling, shrieking and simpering Nayantara wantonly displaying her thighs or her cleavage on the screen is a sure signal of acid reflux to follow, just as night follows day.

With her mouth open in a emetic pout, an overdose of eye shadow, a mostly bare back and a bent posture beseeching viewers to peer into the dark canyon between her 36C (??) breasts, Nayantara in the song Kichu Kichu climbed the Mount Everest of crudity on the screen.

Just in case you nodded off in the Kichu Kichu dance scene, Nayantara provided an encore in the Freedom song/dance with a fig leaf of a dress showing us a glimpse of her left thigh and then her right thigh and higher and higher until there was nothing left to our imagination.

Thigher, Higher, Wider seems to be Nayantara’s cinematic moto (you know just like the Citius, Altius, Fortius moto of the Olympics).

Among the many maggots feeding at the Kollywood trough, surely there’s never been one as untalented or as sexposed as Nayantara.

Oh, the kayya/vaya birds of the night we used to encounter in the darkness of the Marina beach in Chennai not only showed us heaven but also showed more grace and more charm than the Nayantaras and Trishas of Tamil filmdom.

Comic Action
The action scenes in Aegan struck us as a grotesque attempt at comedy.

The fights were awfully one-sided with Ajith repeatedly pummeling the goons into the dust and casually walking away (happens twice – when Pooja is kidnapped and later when Naren and Pooja are attacked). Just a day at the beach for our Ultimate Star!

The dance scenes involving the other dancers were plain rubbish and amounted to no more than foot stomping (particularly in the Yahoo, Yahoo dance) on hard ground.

Oh, we almost forget. Suman, Navdeep and Piaa Bajpai’s antics in Aegan convinced us that in some Indian asylum three inmates must be missing.

In Main Hoo Naa, Suneil Shetty was miles ahead as the villain Raghav Dutta. As was Boman Irani as the college principal compared to Jayaram in Aegan.

Like most Indian movies that lack a strong story or compelling acting and try to mask them through filming in foreign locales, Aegan has been filmed in Hong Kong and Switzerland (??).

Aegan – Ultimate Artistic Felony
Ultimately, Aegan is a vile act of artistic felony that exposes the dark underbelly of rot and glaring incompetence in the Tamil film industry.

An ugly monsterpiece that should never have seen the light of day, Aegan is the most fatuous piece of crap to emerge out of Kollywood in the 21st century.

If Raju Sundaram has proved anything, it’s that he’ll make a good success as the Ambattan Master of the Srivilliputtur hair cutting saloon. After all, this mis-director shaved us of $12 for a matinee show smoothly.

Related Stories:
Ajith’s Shame – Hey, Even Genelia’s Better than Him
Movie Critics Screw Ajith’s Aegan

68 Responses to "Aegan Review – Ultimate Kuppa (Ultimate Garbage)"

  1. shuaib68   October 25, 2008 at 12:30 am

    SOS! SOS! Save Tolly-Kaadu (Tollywood) There’s an ape in the jungle – I heard this distress call on my morse code reciever.

    Expected outcome.

    I have a thought…. a thought about plight of the mechanical THING that will be featured in ENTHIRAN.

    Will Enthiran (Robot) live up to at least 20% of everyones’ expectation???

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Too early to say.

  2. priyadarsan17   October 25, 2008 at 1:23 am

    I was about to watch this movie today but changed my mind seeing this review. I searched for reviews for Aegan and not even a single review is to be found even after 1 day of release.

  3. shuaib68   October 25, 2008 at 2:23 am

    No wonder “The Captain” of Kollywood Vijayakanth has a secret operation to silence the SI reviews, code named “Vimarsanam Amaidhee-Thaakkudhal” (Operation-Silencing the critics).

    He has already formed a delta force to launch the combat operation to stem the losses caused by SI reviews which is creating a confusion in the minds of the movie-goers who in turn are turning against watching Indian (Bad) movies.

    Their collections are running dry on many of their bad movies which are normally watched by millions despite them being Gaar-bayj.

    SI is spoiling their incomes.

    You will soon see fight scenes in your studio with wires and flying heros hitting and smashing vegetable stalls and figting with guitars and drums (sivaji) and blowing up your PC’s with a bazooka fitted inside a box guitar.

    Finally SI falling from the roof top with $$$ bills flying in the air…..

    Closing scene is going to be very sad. SI is throat would be stepped on accidently by none other than the Ultimate Star trying to catch a falling star…..

    My mother : Shuaib, shuaib….get up it’s late for office….

    Me: Oh, dear.. what a bad dream… it was.

    Got ready, and drove off to work.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Oh, no. We’re like an ant bite on an elephant.

  4. shuaib68   October 25, 2008 at 2:39 am

    I mix-up this damn Kolly and Tolly always.
    Sorry folks, what I meant in the above posts as Tolly is actually Kolly.

    I once thought Tolly is for Tamil Film Industry and that’s why it’s starting with a “T”.

    I’m a confused mannnn.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We changed it to Kollywood. 🙂

  5. gandhiji   October 25, 2008 at 7:22 am

    shuaib, yes, SI was the reason i stayed away from Dasavatharam.. thanks guys.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    🙂

    By the way, you figured in our dream on Thursday night…dark brown Honda Odyssey….must be our high stress levels.

    🙁 Maybe it’s time for us to pay our shrink a visit.

    For our next dream, we insist on Mallika, the real one i.e. Sherawat not the Mallika (Nayantara) of Aegan.

  6. shuaib68   October 25, 2008 at 7:32 am

    Dhanx (Kowai sarala style)

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Nandri 🙂

  7. shuaib68   October 25, 2008 at 7:43 am

    Haa, haaa, see Gandhji you’re a proof.

    So, it is natural that certain things said could multiply over a time of period. I told 10 people, those 10 would have been multiplied into another 10….

    Imagine the loss Vijayakanth gang is going to incur. Thank you dream. Please come again with another show featuring SI.

    (ZZZZZZZZZ)

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    ????

  8. shuaib68   October 25, 2008 at 8:00 am

    I know, I know SI is clueless on this.

    But, don’t worry Vijayakanth gang is having their strong fan base. They will work hard for the Kolly gangs to make their profits. They will visit the Gaaar-bayyyj 10 times just to push it over the Box Office boundary (it’s a 4).

    But the only unavoidable circumstance is, the SI coming in my dream opposite Kolly heroes and getting smashed, chutnified, sambha-lequified, and laddu-balled and munched into Kamal’s, Ajith’s, Nayan-Duck’s (Thaara) stomach.

    Give music baby!!
    Oh! what a feeling….keeps believing…(Flashdance)

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: But the only unavoidable circumstance is, the SI coming in my dream opposite Kolly heroes and getting smashed, chutnified, sambha-lequified, and laddu-balled and munched into Kamal’s, Ajith’s, Nayan-Duck’s (Thaara) stomach.

    Dream on, Baby. Dream on.

  9. gandhiji   October 25, 2008 at 8:18 am

    I hope I wasn’t ejaculating..(that’s not something that I usually hope for) 🙂

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    No, it was NOT a wet dream.

  10. shuaib68   October 25, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Apart from the jokes, we actually don’t want anybody to be smashed for voicing their opinions. Especially not SI.

    This is probably one of the few forums where our concerns are really respected and valued, if not the only one.

    The other thing about the dream is that the service provider has disconnected the line. Now, no dreams. It was due to my complaining with regards to advertisements and interruptions during the shows(dreams).

    I want clean dreams without commercials…you see.

  11. sanewar   October 25, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    i told you,

    i told you.

    SearchIndia.com Responds (via iPhone):

    True, true.

  12. sanewar   October 25, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    so far its only hard to see ajith movies, now reading the review of ajith movie is proving very hard , why are you explaining the movie scene by scene. i am unable to read them without imagining about the movie which gives me nightmares.

    SearchIndia.com responds:

    Aegan will most likely be the Drona of Tamil movies.

  13. sanewar   October 25, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    have u seen the movies “vaali” and “amarkalam”, both of which having good performances by ajith. i think ajith is a good actor with a bad taste of choosing films, with good films and good directors on his back, he indeed has given good performances. do you still consider the heroines in tamil movies as actors, they are there for strip their cloths for more money,and thats what most viewers want also.so dont waste time in reviewing their acting skills, because they are doing what they are expected to do.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write: i think ajith is a good actor with a bad taste of choosing films,

    No. He’s a rotten actor with a rotten taste in picking films…We’ve seen Varalaru, Aalwar, Billa, Mugavari, Aegan…The fella is awful.

    2. You write: have u seen the movies “vaali” and “amarkalam”,

    Added to our list.

  14. mallukuttan   October 25, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    Once again billa korangu ajith proved that HE CAN’T act. Why can’t he f@kin quit the field.. Oh yeah there are lot of madayas to scream thala pola varuma? What a disgrace. The movie is said to be original but thiruttu nai raju sundaram spoiled an average movie into an ultimate trash.. Amazing work..

    Hang on, “By the way, you figured in our dream on Thursday night…dark brown Honda Odyssey….must be our high stress levels.” (Reffering to ur post above)

    What do u mean by our dream? You mean multiple personality 😛 ?

    And oh by the way,some yes or no questions to you guys

    1.) Will you for heavens sake post Iruvar review?
    2.) Are you goin to see heroes?
    3.) Did Roadside romeo release in US?
    4.) Did u watch American pie? Can u just post a review?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above:

    1.) Will you for heavens sake post Iruvar review?
    Soon

    2.) Are you goin to see heroes?
    Heroes Review

    3.) Did Roadside romeo release in US?
    Yes

    4.) Did u watch American pie? Can u just post a review?
    Soon

  15. SRINIVAS   October 26, 2008 at 1:54 am

    Aegan is defn a bad movie .. but to pan Ajith again and again as if he is a worst actor reaks of some bias .

    Main Hoon Na was itself bad ..nothing much can be expected when to try to remake garbage … dont know why they went for this? .. maybe because Main Hoon Na was a hit ?

    Also I fail to understand .. why you keep using foul language and indulge in name calling in all your reviews … gives me a feeling that this website is run by FrontBenchers (people who sit in Stall in a movie Theatre in India) ….get professional

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: Aegan is defn a bad movie .. but to pan Ajith again and again as if he is a worst actor reaks of some bias.

    You brainless twit..who you accusing of bias?

    SearchIndia.com is the most unbiased movie review site.

    Read our other reviews first before making baseless charges – Kuruvi, Azhagiya Tamil Magan, Dasavathram, Kuselan, Sathyam, Yaaradi Nee Mohini, Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan….

    Read all our Kollywood and Bollywood reviews and then tell us if we are biased.

    Ajith is a disgrace to acting. This fellow wouldn’t recognize acting if it smacked him on the face.

    In movie after movie – Aalwar, Billa, Varalaru, Mugavari, Aegan….Ajith has repeatedly proved that acting is a concept completely foreign to him.

    2. You write: Main Hoon Na was itself bad ..nothing much can be expected when to try to remake garbage … dont know why they went for this?

    We agree with your point.

    The reason Kollywood went in for the remake of a mediocre movie like Main Hoon Na is that the folks in the Tamil film industry have completely run out of ideas (not that they had much to begin with).

    3. You write: gives me a feeling that this website is run by FrontBenchers (people who sit in Stall in a movie Theatre in India)

    So, you think the front-benchers are lesser human beings. Why? Because you make a few more shillings, you have a few more years of schooling, you know a few more words of English, you possess a few more clothes… Begone, scumbag.

    4. You write: gives me a feeling that this website is run by FrontBenchers…get professional

    Your asinine comment gives us a feeling that as a child you were dropped on your head one too many times.

    There should be a law to prevent ignorant asses like you from ever going near a keyboard.

  16. gandhiji   October 26, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Check out Mugavari if possible.. good roles for Ajith and Raghuvaran.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We have yet to see a Tamil movie (Aegan, Billa, Varalaru, Mugavari, Aalwar…) in which Ajith can walk, fight, sing or dance without embarrassing himself.

    Mugavari is a mediocre movie. We’ve said that in the past and we’re saying it again.

    In Mugavari, both Ajith and Jyothika vied with each other to see who would put forth the ugliest show on the screen. And guess what – both were so equally bad that it was a tie. Whether on the balcony with Raghuvaran after his sister ridicules Ajith’s music ambition based on the notes in his diary…or the ridiculous keticha phone conversation with Jyothika or the awful dance scenes with Jyothika….Ajith failed to demonstrate the most basic of acting capabilities.

    In Mugavari, Ajith repeatedly fails and fails miserably – The passion for music never comes through even once in Ajith’s acting.

    In all the crucial scenes, Ajith does a terrible job – the scene with Jyothika and her father in the temple precincts; when he describes his separation with Jyothika to Vivek (As Ajith moans like a clown…Viji-ae veeteeten da, Vivek has a far superior expression on his face); when Ajith overhears his father telling Raghuvaran that he’d be willing to work as night watchman to earn some money; or the final scene with Manivannan on the road where Ajith describes why he took up a regular day-job as a supervisor.

    In each of the above crucial scenes in Mugavari, Ajith heaped a pile of manure on his head. For those who have yet to see Mugavari, we say – Don’t take our word for it. Watch the movie if only to see how Ajith plumbs the depths of bad acting.

    Ajith utterly fails to live in the role of a young man with a overwhelming passion for music.

    Forget more talented actors like Kamal Haasan, Arvind Swamy or Madhavan, even a log of wood would have done better in the role of an aspiring music director (in Mugavari). Actors have to bring a story to life…the way Kamal Haasan did in Anbe Sivam or Rajini did in Mullum Malarum.

    We agree with you on Raghuvaran. A tragedy that his life went downhill….

    What we said of Ajith in Aegan is equally valid for Mugavari and the other movies in which we’ve seen this talentless fella:

    When Ajith dances, it’s with the grace of Oliver Hardy; when Ajith fights, it’s with the finesse and bravado of Vadivelu’s comic scuffles; When Ajith walks it’s with the swagger of a drunk Johnny Lever or the late Jeevan. When Ajith talks, it’s with the charm of the handicapped child in Black.

    Bottomline – A lazy slob with no interest in learning the craft of acting, Ajith is a disgrace and an ineffable stain on the name of Tamil cinema.

  17. gandhiji   October 26, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    ok.. I saw it about 6-7 years ago.. you seem to remember stuff very well. I thought I liked it then.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: I saw it about 6-7 years ago..

    We’d also seen Mugavari a few years back.

    But with folks repeatedly hailing it as some kind of classic (as if it were a Casablanca or Godfather), we felt compelled to see Mugavari a second time recently.

    Like all the other Ajith movies that we’ve seen, Mugavari is a mediocre film made infinitely worse by the presence of that baby elephant Jyothika, who gave a very liberal display of her thighs in those tight mini-frocks and other skimpy attire in hopes that the audience would focus on her top and bottom assets sorry body-parts and ignore her non-acting in the movie. Jyothika looked like a payee-pisachi for much of Mugavari.

    In one scene, Jyothika is shown on a tree. Very thoughtful of the Mugavari director because Jyothika belongs there.

  18. shuaib68   October 27, 2008 at 1:07 am

    You mean, Jyothika is some kind of Kathrika(Brinjal), Vaalakka (Green Banana) Vendakka (Ladies Finger)to belong in a tree???

    Yes, when I think of some of the scenes I have to agree with SI about the Down Syndrome faced acting. He’s a kind of a stone faced in most movies. Why is that? One day I happened to watch one of his interviews in Sun TV, boy he talks philoshophy about acting and during the whole interview he gave a “Remo” like posture seated and having the discussion. But it was very unnatural and artificial his presence.

    He was trying to give a picture of a great personality as the presenter seems to push his ego up with too many praise for his “achievements”. He talks about the danger he faced when he took up the character in VARALARU as it could have affected his career if something goes wrong in potraying him as a nerd.

    Then, on video conferencing SJ Surya joins in giving a lot of praise for actor for making him a Changed man with hip hop style. Because, according to him he was been dressing like a beggar. This is exactly what SJ Surya said. It was after Ajith’s persuasions that he started to take much care about his dress sense.

    Just before SJ Surya got connected on video, Ajith was talking about SJ Surya’s bad attempt on acting and he compared that with his trying of becoming a successful Grand Prix racer which he said was unsuccessful and that’s why he started to concentrate more on acting instead of doing other things.

    So, he gave his opinion about SJ SUrya’s acting and said that he should concentrate on directing not acting. Ajith was on cloud 9.

    This was about 06 months back. I think, it was on a special Tamil festival day the Sun TV aired this interview.

    Comparatively, I have seen (Today) of Simbhu. What a contrast. He also, have a kind of ego but the guy is somewhat down to earth. His ego to my opinion is “LITTLE” since he may trying to live upto his coveted title “Little SuperStar”.

    Ajith’s is the ultimate ego.

    Simbhu jovially and while cracking a few jokes made the viewers feel good in that interview. It was enjoyable to see.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: You mean, Jyothika is some kind of Kathrika(Brinjal), Vaalakka (Green Banana) Vendakka (Ladies Finger)to belong in a tree???

    We meant that given her simian (monkey like) antics in Mugavari, Jyothika seemed natural leaning on/atop a tree branch (please see Poo Virinchachu song).

    As for Ajith, he is a failed Grand Prix racer and a failed Tamil actor.

  19. gandhiji   October 27, 2008 at 9:55 am

    Looks like the Ajith fans have accepted defeat.. not even a murmur. Dilip, where are you.. we need a punching bag.

    What does Aegan mean, anyway? Do they explain it in the movie?

    So to jinx a movie, Nayantara has to wear sleazy costumes and jump around. She gets paid an exorbitant 1 crore/movie.. so the movie makers want to show the most (synthetic?) flesh out of her as censorly possible..

    SearchIndia.com responds:

    1. You write above: Looks like the Ajith fans have accepted defeat.. not even a murmur.

    Yes, not even a pip-squeak unlike with Billa. It’s hard to defend the indefensible.

    We think someone, somewhere could lose big on Aegan.

    2. What does Aegan mean, anyway? Do they explain it in the movie?

    We can’t remember now. Friday seems like it was in some other century. Ever had that feeling?

    3. not even a murmur. Dilip, where are you.

    Dilip must be busy, performing the last rites for Aegan 🙁

  20. bimmer   October 27, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    First and Foremost

    Quit mentioning me as a Brainless twit for writing this Post..

    I have been following this blog for quite some time now. I knew that for Aegan we would get a good for nothing review. similar to the Billa Review

    It makes me wonder weather U really watch his movie or comment Out of the Blue because all your comments for Ajith’s Movies are the same.

    In your Dictionary what does a Good Tamil Movie Mean…
    you should really define a good tamil movie before u post a review.

    I cannot agree on your reviews on Mugavari..and with Billa…It was Ajith who had saved the movie with his Charm.

    Quit your digression on certain Heroes like Kamal and Ajith…mention the Positives and Negatives on the movie Please refrain from making Abusive comments on any actors.

    If you mention that Ajith or any actor for a matter of fact is a disgrace and an ineffable stain on the name of Tamil cinema U would be a Disgrace and ineffable and unremovable stain in the Blogging world.
    Thank You

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: Quit mentioning me as a Brainless twit for writing this Post..

    Something is rotten in the state of Denmark (Marcellus in Hamlet Act I, Scene IV)

    You are a new registrant to this blog and yet you write: Quit mentioning me ….

    Strange. So are you a new avatar?

    2. I have been following this blog for quite some time now. I knew that for Aegan we would get a good for nothing review.

    Folks, we have a Nostradamus here.

    Feel free to clarify/ask this modern-day Oracle of Delphi all your questions – will I have a baby girl, what is the size of Namitha’s you-know-what and will they grow even biggggger, will I get into IIT, what will be Obama’s margin of victory, does my size really matter, will Osama’s memoirs make it to the New York Times bestseller list and any other questions you may have. Our Nostradamus here will peer into the future and tell you all you want to know.

    If our review of Aegan is critical, it’s only because the movie is a pathetic piece of shit.

    As anyone with a keyboard and at least a single finger knows by now, most reviews (including the dedicated film sites) for Aegan have not been favorable.

    3. It makes me wonder weather U really watch his movie

    Since you fling an unrequited nasty insult at us…let’s first repay the compliment using your kinda language – It makes us wonder if U really know your parents. Feels good, na.

    Scumbag, fortunately we are not blessed with your atom-sized morals or pea-sized brains.

    Dodo, how do you think we we were able to do an elaborate review without seeing the movie (so elaborate that one reader Sanewar complained about the scene-by-scene review). Ours was the probably the first online review of Aegan.

    4. I cannot agree on your reviews on Mugavari..and with Billa…It was Ajith who had saved the movie with his Charm.

    Every jackass is entitled to its opinion.

    5. mention the Positives and Negatives on the movie

    Sorry, buddy. We find very few positives in most Tamil movies.

    6. In your Dictionary what does a Good Tamil Movie Mean…
    you should really define a good tamil movie before u post a review.

    When we watch a Tamil movie, we don’t want the bile rising into our throat.

    Let’s elaborate:

    * We look for at least passable acting in Tamil movies (no, we don’t expect great acting in Tamil movies since acting is a concept alien to most Kollywood stars)
    * We look for stuff that’s not stolen…can’t stand the stolen stuff fobbed off as original by Thirutu Nais
    * We look to see if the movie breaks new ground in some way (story, acting, music, dance…) but this seldom happens
    * We look for a decent story, preferably original
    * We look for a coherent narrative that makes some sense at least
    * We look for decent songs
    * We look for someone who can dance not just stomp around like a chimp
    * We look at the number of people in the theatre
    * We look for the audience reaction …are they fidgeting, are they frequently walking out, are they talking, are they engrossed in the film, are their comments positive or negative

  21. bimmer   October 27, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    [Trash Talk]

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?

  22. shuaib68   October 28, 2008 at 1:07 am

    It was to me like a minced meat operation. Why do somebody wants to go to a butchery instead of the barber for a hair cut?

    You have to be careful about where you are going for what. Defending the indefensible is a foolish act. Kolly guys are born out of a different kind of egg. They belong to the Grill Chicken variety. So, they always remain that way – for grilling.

    The evolution process has stopped on them. So, we come to SI to find a mechanic to fix the problem. Futile efort.

    Hey guys! theres a good punishment for stealing (Movie ideas too) in this part of world (in Saudi) – Chopping off the hands.

  23. shuaib68   October 28, 2008 at 3:32 am

    Bimmer is thus a nail on the Kolly-wall which is being hammered by the SI (the Hammer).

    We actually enjoy the posts made by the Kolly fans. Without them the life in SI would be a bloody boring stuff and we will not see the charging bull of SI if it weren’t for their (Fan’s) raging anger on SI. This is the postive side of the fans.

    It’s a blessing in disguise!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    After our elaborate response, this idiot Bimmer started frothing at the mouth and posted a barrage of obscene, trashy comments, all of which we deleted.

  24. shuaib68   October 28, 2008 at 8:23 am

    Yeah, I can see that. If a hollywood producer see this he would probably make it into a movie.

    “Bimmer Vs SI hammer”

    Like rumble in the jungle…

  25. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Shauib68

    SI Hammer is so blunt…This Idiot thinks he’s mastered spanish..

    BTW Initially there were no Digs from my side as u can see that there was a comment Basterdising me…so I had to give my 2c Reply pack to these Poverts…

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Dai, manga madaya, that was Latin not Spanish.

    Vandatanga pa, Comedy Pasanga (Here come the clowns).

    2. You write above: Initially there were no Digs from my side as u can see that there was a comment Basterdising me

    This is what you wrote – First and Foremost
    Quit mentioning me as a Brainless twit for writing this Post
    ..

    That gives the impression that you are assuming a new avatar.

    And then you had the audacious temerity to question whether we really watched the movie.

  26. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    shuaib68

    U r a Great Chamcha…

  27. shuaib68   October 28, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Hi Bimmer,
    We were following the whole conversations that you & SI been having. I commented on that with a light vein to add some humour to the episode.

    One thing I must truthfully accept is the fact that SI is very polite and decent for those who reach out to them for a fair opinion. Having said that they are also very blunt and bloody ferocious on insults and silly talk.

    I really appreciate your views and concerns towards your movie heroes. But, we have to accept the real factor behind all these issues is that we need somebody to tell us the truth. Not fairy tales.

    I have checked some other websites on Indian movie reviews. looks like those guys are in association with the movie industry expecting an under cut. This is not what we should expect. We should be ready for the real stuff, the truth, the bold bloody truth about the industry’s short comings.

    See, after all the brickbats and boots, still the fans need SI to check the “Other Opinion” to see what other’s are saying. That’s the magic of SI. People blame and curse SI for being so loud and clear about what they really see as the truth. (Ultimate truth about the Ultimate Hero)

    So, we all need SI and the posters need each other to check if SI is doing their job properly. To my knowledge these guys and gals are doing a fine service to us. We have to agree on that.

    Yes they’re blunt sometimes (Or mosr of the times) and this is what keeps us going by visiting SI all the time no mater what we feel and how we get hurt in the process.

    I really liked your approach. But, maybe your way is provocative and that;s a different matter. When we loose our mind in the process, I mean the balance of mind, then surely SI will check on that. Which is a good thing for us as to control our anger and to do a check on our thinking (sometimes awkward).

    I don’t think SI is gaining any financial benefit out of all this trouble and hectic job they’re doing now. Why do they want to waste their time and money for nothing unless it helps all of us to see things in it’s truest perspective.

    Come on, Bimmer you’re a nice man after all. Be spotive and let’s use this forum to exchange our real concern in a decent manner (both ways) and try to fix our minds on the real factors in the bloody Indian movie industry (This what everybody;s fighting for)

    So, I believe that the all of us don;t want to leave SI by heart. That’s why everybody keep on coming back to test their wits.

    Anyway, I like all the guys (SI + Posters) for making this site the best and revisitable jungle.

    Be a Tarzan and swing in to see the wonders. Eat a banana and be happy. (Hasta manana senorita-SI) meaning Have a banana and see the Rita (Joke)

  28. shuaib68   October 28, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Bimmer,
    You can say anything. I won’t get angry. I am a bolder person that’s why I didn’t hide my real identity. I call myself SHUAIB and that’s my real name. 68 is my birth year. So, what else need. If I can I would definitely put my photo as well.

    You are now too much angry. And anger will lead to madness. Do some breathing exercise and you will discover the truth. I mean meditation will help you.

    Again, eat a banana and be man-key.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: You are now too much angry. And anger will lead to madness. Do some breathing exercise and you will discover the truth.

    Well said.

  29. ★TRΞY☆   October 28, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Trying out my new nickname.

    I initially thought bimmer could be Dilip’s avatar.. but he seems to be based in the US and owns a bimmer?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: I initially thought bimmer could be Dilip’s avatar.. but he seems to be based in the US and owns a bimmer?

    Really?

  30. shuaib68   October 28, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    I forgot to ask you Bimmer (Don’t get angry again)

    This thing bugs me now…

    If I’m chamcha for defending SI, are you the ultimate chamcha of the Ultimate hero???? haa,,,haaa

    Answer with a light vein please!!!

  31. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    Shoaib..I don’t have to hide my Identity by any means I can also Put up my Pic.

    I will try eating a Banana to reduce my madness…But against Comments that lack the real notion of a review, Certainly a BIG NO…

    I definitely appreciate the Negatives and Postives of any Movie…I am not Only a Fan But also a very close Friend of his Family…so His Personal comments do Hurt me…

    FYI…I really don’t know whether this really matters here or not…But he has had 17 Operations on his back. Spinal Surgery, He can only try to reduce his tummy. But only to a certain extent. at any point of time u cannot expect a SIX packs from him.

    Yes In fact I was provoked by the Review..I was also Intimidated by you, because you jumped in.

    I strongly believe in Constructive Critizism and also believe it helps in Perfection, As long as there are no Personal Attacks, I definitely appreciate Honest Reviews.

    It’s your Right to Review a Movie.But when It comes to Personal Attacks if you do…well be prepared to Face them because it really gets Nasty at Times.

    I will not comment further, Thanks

  32. ★TRΞY☆   October 28, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Looks like the only other Diwali movie Seval is a bigger dud than Aegan — according to behindwoods. Moron Bharath’s midas touch seems to have deserted him since he started doing these dumb masala movies.. His Kaadhal is easily one of my most favorite tamil movies.

    When is Vaaranam Aayiram releasing?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    November 14….Surya in a dual role.

  33. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Trey, SI

    I am really new to this Site, Yes u r rite. I live in Chicago.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    There are quite a few Americans (we mean Indian-Americans) active on SearchIndia.com.

    One of the reasons we focus a lot on activities in the U.S. is because we are all based here now.

    India is more of a distant memory…America is now home for many of us.

  34. ★TRΞY☆   October 28, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Hi Bimmer,
    Can you get me Shalini’s autographed picture, please.. I am really p.o’ed at Ajith for taking her out of movies… En paera (can you pronounce my name?) solli avan thalaiyila oru kottu veiyunga, ayya.

  35. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    forgot to ask you Bimmer (Don’t get angry again)

    Iam Not angry. Again Iam Just Frustrated against Personal Attacks.

    Will try to answer you, with a little grin…Iam a Ajith Chamcha for sure, No prizes for guessing.

    Yes lets start a New Thread Ajith Chamcha Vs SI Chamcha 🙂 sounds Cool rite

  36. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Looks like Aegan will be the SOLO survivor of the Diwali Releases..It will most likely to be a big hit.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: Looks like Aegan will be the SOLO survivor of the Diwali Releases..

    That’s because Vaaranam Aayiram was postponed.

    2. You write: It will most likely to be a big hit.

    That remains to be seen. But we’d very surprised if it turns out to be a big hit. The only advantage Aegan has is that there are no other movies with comparable stars until Vaaranam Aayiram releases.

  37. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Trey

    It has been a decision that they had mutually agreed, There were problems even during the Priyada varam Vendum shoot.

    As far as Autograph is concerned…u can personally meet them at their Thiruvanmayur House and get the Autograph, and Personally convey u’r Opinion abt her acting in the Movies…and personally neengale poi oru kottu veikallam

    Thanks

  38. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Though VA Has been Postponed, we still don’t know the movie’s outcome. In case VA turns out to be a dud, Aegan has good chances to become a big Hit 🙂

  39. ★TRΞY☆   October 28, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    ok now that we are all friends, bimmer, did you post as SRINIVAS ( http://indiablogs.searchindia.com/2008/10/24/aegan-review-ultimate-kuppa-ultimate-garbage/#comment-2719 )
    because he too seems to have the habit of using capital letters at odd places..
    FrontBenchers, Stall, Theater like you do
    Autograph Personally Opinion .. I am not criticizing your writing.. just comparing writing styles.. ‘coz I am jobless..

    And SI fondly called him a “brainless twit”.. 🙂

  40. bimmer   October 28, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Trey
    TREY

    My name is Bharat

    I had first posted on this Hub 2-3 Days Back…I had Always Had the Habit of using Capital Letters, Mainly because of My Habit of USING CAPS For my Presentation (If U had been on Selling before U would know executives wanna see everything Important in CAPS)

    Hehe..Good Analysis Plz don’t waste u’r time on me…:)

  41. shuaib68   October 29, 2008 at 12:33 am

    Hi Bimmer (Bharath),
    How are you ?

    Sorry, for getting into the frustration and mental turbulance of yours.

    But, see you have really put grin on your face…haa..haa – It’s nice man!

    Anyway, I’m happy and very proud of you the way you tried to defend and protect the respect of your affectionate friend Ajith Kumar. Not many people you find these days like you. That way you’re a wonderful friend and Ajith should be lucky to have some truthful admirers like you.

    On the other hand, I was many times stabbed in the back by few of my old friends by spreading wild rumours and you know the Asian psyche right. I was really crying on that day to find the very same people who ate and laughed with me did very bad things.

    I’m also very sorry to hear about Ajith’s conditions that you revealed in the post (Previous).

    Anyway, no hard feelings right???

    Anither important thing I discovered is that all of like to watch and be a part of the Tamil movie culture as this is the only thing that keeps us bonded together that brings us that “HOME” feeling, right?

    Leave alone the quality and the arguments behind, we stiil need a tamil movie song to feel at home in these bloody foreign lands. I miss my home country, the surroundings and friend/relatives very much. So, listening to an old song brings back all those wonderful years. I love 80-90’s tamil songs very much for that.

    Let’s be chamchas!!!! and feel good about being one.. haaa…haaa.haa.

    SearchIndia.com Responds: I love 80-90’s tamil songs very much for that

    Same here.

  42. joeantony   October 29, 2008 at 5:04 am

    Wonder why you have to write 1249 words about this piece of junk. First four were enough. Ajith had a great opportunity to grab the space when vijay was hit bad by his pathetic kuruvi, but Ajith has given a competitor to kuruvi in disgusting movie making. See Mr.Die hard (dilip) himself hasnt turned up yet… 🙂

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You know…even after a lengthy Aegan review folks like Bimmer question us whether we really saw the movie. Very irritating.

    The Indian psyche finds it hard to accept criticism.

    We just watched Forrest Gump last night. What a movie! Review coming soon.

    The problem with our Tamil film-makers is that most of them are 1. lazy and 2. unimaginative. So they take the easy way out and make crappy movies or steal like the Thirutu Nai.

  43. joeantony   October 29, 2008 at 5:11 am

    SI : Oh, no. We’re like an ant bite on an elephant.

    Not really dear SI. You are at the top of google results always (Keyword = “moviename + review”)… now a days most of the youth crowd are checking the reviews before wasting their money especially to the first two three weeks where the ticket price is huge… so SI does have a good impact. Remember, Kuselan’s ticket prices where slashed down after first week, some place here in TN even with a free ticket people were not willing to watch that crap.

    SI Rocks…..

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: Remember, Kuselan’s ticket prices where slashed down after first week

    In India? We thought Kuselan prices were slashed only in the Bay Area.

  44. bimmer   October 29, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Shuaib

    Iam good? Yes u did finally put some grin on my face 🙂

    Yes Tamil Movies and Songs are somethings that Keeps us bonded?? I love to hear those 80-90’s melody on long drives.. Mudhal Mriadhai, Vaidhehi Kathirunthal, Kadalora kavithaigal are just to name a few…the list would go on and on..

    Yes I have known Ajith even before he ventured into acting…When he was into Textile Business at my native Town. Thanks for your comments and Understanding.

    BTW Sorry to hear abt u’r Incidents with Friends. We have all had experiences in the Past..Backstabbing is certainly an Asian (Indian) psyche..Esp when u cannot tolerate a Person’s success…Leave alone those scumbags..who dare not speak at your face.

    No hardfeeling Shauib, Emotion is like a waterfall and sometimes u just cannot control them.

    Thanks for writing and have a nice day

  45. bimmer   October 29, 2008 at 10:08 am

    People in TamilNadu will not accept Certain Facts. TFI is all about influence and Background. I donot remember a single person who can enter the filmdom and survive without a good background.

    I also admit that people from good background cannot shine without talents.

    Iam not specific about any Heroes or their movies but just to name a few.

    Yaradi nee mohini has celebrated 225 days, while everyone knows the fate of the movie

    Kuruvi has recently celebrated 150 days, Every single person in TN knows that the movie did not fare well.

    Chandramukhi was made to run 800 days.

    These incidents just show how Film stars make a fool of the Audiance.

    I agree that some movies of Ajith were real Duds..The movies I hated are a long list, I will not defend those movies at any point of time, Tirupathy, Alwar, Anjaneya, JI, Jana are just to name a few.

    But at the same time Movies like Vaali, Amarkallam, Mugavari, Godfather and Billa are movies that I had really enjoyed (May be just me).

    May be he did not shine as a Racer, but certainly did participate, He did things that he liked, went by his insticts. There are a lot of facts that made him pull out of racing. BTW not a lot of people know that he did not get any kind of Sponsership and had to spend his own money (Not lakhs, Crores), he ended up losing all his money.

    The media could do anything and everything to slow his pace, Be it commenting abt his Physique. Not having a child for long, Critizising his speech. IMHO anybody would have given up after reaching a Saturation Point.

    Haha innikku romba vetti..

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: Kuruvi has recently celebrated 150 days, Every single person in TN knows that the movie did not fare well.

    We saw the reports too on Kuruvi’s 150th day celebrations.

    And what is the logic of engaging in such nonsense? We doubt that our Tamil makkal (people) are going to be swayed by such gimmicks.

  46. ★TRΞY☆   October 29, 2008 at 10:22 am

    yo Bharath, what car(s) do you have.. One of my friends, who is over 6′ tall and hefty, initially bought a 3 series.. and struggles to get in and out.. and even after two kids his BMW fetish didn’t get over.. he sold his Camry and bought an X5.. and so whenever his parents/PsIL come they have to take two cars.. defeating the purpose of his getting a bigger second vehicle.

    As you have named yourself as bimmer, I am thinking that you also have a thing for BMWs. Don’t let Ajith drive it when he visits you.. he may wreck it.

  47. bimmer   October 29, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Trey

    I do have a Thing for Cars..I own a M3..I have had it now for 3 Yrs..It is cool..I owned a 3 series before..

    I love BMW and hell I like the drive.

    The X3 and X5 are the series that I donot like in BMW.

    My next car would be M6 Or a 6 series.

    Iam 5’9 so I donot have any problems getting into my Car.

    I don’t think Ajith would Visit me Unless he has Shooting in the Greater Chicago area, and If he wrecks It. I can get them reimbursed thru the Producer 🙂

  48. SRINIVAS   October 29, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    in response to my comments .. you have again used abusive / foul language against me also … just because I disagree with your style of reviewing ??..you have only confirmed what I said about you and the website..

    Read other websites and meet people who run them to learn a thing or two about professionalism .. and how to do your job in a better way

    Ultimately there is not much difference between you and those who make these movies .. which you pan so much … both dish out garbage and deserve to be thrown in the Kuppai

    In India .. there is stall , balcony and then there are chairs put to accomadate the extra crowd .. sometimes people also sit on the floor .. such is the craze for movies at times .. you seem to be one of those crazy guys who sit on the floor .. in AMERICA ??? and write reviews and run this website from there ???.

    Now pls abuse …thanks

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Calling a brainless twit a brainless twit is not abuse in our dictionary.

    2. You write: just because I disagree with your style of reviewing ??..

    People disagree with us all the time and we are fine with it. For instance, some folks think Ajith’s Mugavari was superb..we don’t.

    But the dolt that you are you made a baseless charge of bias that you just can’t justify. The blithering idiot that you are, since you just can’t justify your senseless charge of bias you are forced to engage in meandering, meaningless drivel.

    Whether it’s Surya, Vijay, Ajith, Rajinikanth or Kamal Haasan, they’ve all been treated in the same way in the SearchIndia.com blog.

    SearchIndia.com is as unbiased a blog as you can possibly get.

    3. do your job in a better way

    When we need your advice, we’ll ask for it. Until then, shove your unrequited advice up your canal.

    4. You write: sometimes people also sit on the floor .. such is the craze for movies at times .. you seem to be one of those crazy guys who sit on the floor

    So, by your logic the poor folks (poor, because they are the ones who can’t afford the high movie ticket prices these days) who sit on the floor are crazy. And you….Einstein…we are waiting for the Unified Theory from you.

    Vandatanga-pa comedy pasanga.

  49. Tracker99   October 30, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Hi
    Im Ajith. Im not a die hard fan of Thala although colleagues call me Thala/ Billa whatever. I happened to see Thala’s performance in Aeagan. I can say tht he has performed well in the movie. Although some instances in the movie, which is assumed to be a comedy, feels “Mokkai” as they say in Tamil. Especially the Villain (Suman) Suman Feels and Cries for their collagues death although he has killed his colleagues himself for not doing their Job properly. Story Writer must have imagined a different type of Villian in this movie, but the Villian appeared to be a Comedian. No Offence to Suman’s acting. I am criticizing the storywriter/director. Jayaram Rocked in the movie as a College Principal (the truth)

    The picturization and the camera works were very good in the 2nd half of the movie. The first half Introduction of Ajith/ Thala was good . But the picturization of Siva’s character(SIVA Ajith’s name is Siva in the movie) character, who he is, How people feared him, his Friends (who are mere kids who lick the lolipop or chocokobar whatever) could be a little bit improved or I can say that It could be really avoided. The background score who explains the above was Nassar and there is no Punch in Thala’s entry which all makes this movie a mere average Film.

    For those who expect that this is a mere remake of Mai Hoo Naa, they will be depressed to feel the truth that “Sharukh Khan was even better”. I am not Blaming Ajith for this. Ajith has performed better than in Billa. But the picturizations, the choreography, the Story itself could be improved.

    The College song once Thala become the “College Trend Guy” is a cool song. Thala pol Varuma !!. Hats off to Yuvan Shankar Raja for This Particular Song

    The Main story theme is on Main Hoo Naa. But some of them has been changed. For eg:- ARMY in MHN is replaced by POLICE in Aegan; There is no “Spitting Professor” and “Hindi Professor” (who says Macho Man ! ) in Aegan ; Dangerous villain in MHN is replaced by Comedy Villains in Aegan as I told u.

    For Thala Die Hard Fans This must be a Superb Movie. Thala has done an exteremely Good Job. But Film is Average one comparing to Main Hoo Naa

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: The picturization and the camera works were very good in the 2nd half of the movie.

    We don’t agree…nothing remarkable.

    2. You write above: The Main story theme is on Main Hoo Naa. But some of them has been changed. For eg:- ARMY in MHN is replaced by POLICE in Aegan; There is no “Spitting Professor” and “Hindi Professor” (who says Macho Man ! ) in Aegan ;

    The Pakistan/Project Milap angle has also been dropped in Aegan.

    In Main Hoon Na, the characters of both Satish Shah and yesteryear Bollywood vamp Bindu were extremely irritating and irrelevant to the movie.

    3. As long as we churn out trash like Aegan, it’s impossible for Indian movies to make any impact on the world stage.

    After nearly 100 years of making movies, it’s depressing that we come out with movies as sickening as Aegan.

  50. joeantony   October 30, 2008 at 1:38 am

    SI :In India? We thought Kuselan prices were slashed only in the Bay Area.

    Yes it did, in chennai we have a drive in theater (prarthana) where first week they collected 100 (plus ramp charges).. in a week they made it 70.. and after the another two weeks they thrown it away…

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Interesting.

    BTW, what’s a Ramp Charge (you refer to it above)?

    Drive in business is mostly dead in the U.S.

  51. shuaib68   October 30, 2008 at 2:27 am

    Joe,
    Is drive in sismilar to the Red Lite area activities-like drive in the MOJO’s (Human USBs) into virus infected bays??? Haa,..haaa

    (Hey, it;s a joke, don’t take it personally or seriously) OK?…OK.

  52. arul   October 30, 2008 at 5:44 am

    Hi SI,
    No one innovate original stories, without inspired by some hollywood movies. In fact bollywood had more theft of hollywood movies. Actors in bollywood doesnt have discipline, not willing to take risk, even to change their getups. In that sense all south indian actors are much better than bollywood guys.

    I saw krish & cameout of the theatre 1 hr before the movie ends. Salman doesnt have any skills except bodyshow. Samething with hrithik, abhishek etc. Just because aamir gave 1/2 hits, he is thinking like he is a god to bolywood. If you ask bollywood directors, they will say who is better south or bollywood.

    Also when you make reviews, you have all the rights to criticise, but there should be with some ethics. If you had chance to a write a story, imagine what will you do and how others are going to review it. So one can blame others only if he has qualified to review it.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: No one innovate original stories, without inspired by some hollywood movies

    Why…because our desi film-makers are Lazy…Risk Averse…Like to Steal?

    2. You write: In fact bollywood had more theft of hollywood movies

    You are right but Kollywood makes crappier movies compared to Bollywood. There’s a certain slickness and some attention to the screenplay in Bollywood movies that’s (almost) completely missing in Tamil movies.

    Tamil movies are for the most part garish and amateurish exercises. After three decades in the film business, Kamal Haasan couldn’t even get the makeup right for some of the characters in Dasavatharam.

    3. You write: Also when you make reviews, you have all the rights to criticise, but there should be with some ethics

    If by ethics you mean doing an honest job without bribes or bias, we are ethical.

    Of course it’s possible that in your lexicon ethics may have a completely different meaning.

    By the way, like you we didn’t think much of Krrish either.

  53. SRINIVAS   October 30, 2008 at 6:03 am

    nothing ever constitutes abuse in your dictionary .. I am not surprised ..

    The most unbiased site ??? – All your reviews are a testimony to the contrary

    People who make these films and those who write reviews like you are two sides of the same coin .. Its a assault on the senses to watch and read both.

    Look at the similarities — you wont change and will continue dishing out crap in the name of review .. so will they .. both of you complement each other

    By the way .. what is this about poor people ??? .. looks like your understanding of what I am saying is poor .. or maybe you might say my English is bad and then proceed to correct me ??? .. you are a expert in correcting English apart from writing crap ???

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: People who make these films and those who write reviews like you are two sides of the same coin .. Its a assault on the senses to watch and read both.

    Oh, really?

    Let’s remind you and other readers how entertaining you a.k.a. the brainless twit found this blog a few months back.

    We reproduce below verbatim your comment of December 20th, 2007 at 10:19 AM:

    Rekha,

    You know how to provoke people with unlimited (heavy) sarcasm. Me enjoying it. Now reading this blog seems to be more entertaining then Billa.

    What were the words you used earlier about the SearchIndia.com blog- enjoying, entertaining

    You might want to look up the excellent English phrase: Hoist with his own petard. Very appropriate in your case.

    Neither our writing nor our style has changed in the last few months.

    Just because we dare disagree with you, our writing becomes bad.

    Grow up, Schmucko.

  54. ★TRΞY☆   October 30, 2008 at 8:38 am

    Oh well, I see the same Initcap usage. in Tracker99’s posts as I did in Bimmer’s.. It cannot be a coincidence that all Thala supporters use the same strategy for emphasizing words..

    I am 97% sure that Tracker99 is Bimmer… although Tracker99 has spelled “criticizing” correctly.. SI, are IP addresses logged with the posts.. But as Bimmer is a (traveling?)salesman, he could be posting from a different city too.. (As the SuperIntelligent SI once said “On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog”)

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Yes, IP addresses are logged.

    We are not sure if it’s the same poster but in any case we’ve always been skeptical of the efficacy of carpetbombing PR techniques.

    2. You write above: As the SuperIntelligent SI once said “On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog”

    SuperIntelligent SI?? Reminds us of the famous quote attributed to the French writer Voltaire: He who thinks himself wise, oh heavens, is a great fool.

    As we said earlier to Shuaib68: On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog is from a famous New Yorker cartoon.

  55. bimmer   October 30, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Hey Trey

    Again as I said Iam Bharat..and I have started Posting in this Blog about a week Back. and FYI Iam not a Sales Man.

    “On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog”. I Think we sure do know. Why are you sniffing wasting your time.

    Again if you r 97% Sure that Iam whoever.Srinivas or Tracker…U’r wrong Bud…

    I am sure u can do something Proactive

  56. SRINIVAS   October 30, 2008 at 11:10 am

    those are my words yes .. first time i read the blog …why dont you reproduce the whole thing rather than just a phrase and it will be clear .

    what i did’nt enjoy is not your disagreeing with others .. but the way you do it …

    logical arguements are ok … there seems to be no limit to your using abusive language ..that too in a internet website … as if this is some porn/chat site.. i have learnt a lot of bad words – thanks to all your reviews .

    I had objected to that then and even now i am doing the same thing …

    There is no disagreement here .. both of us agree that Aegan is a bad movie

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Let’s smoke the peace pipe…

    (By the way, we reproduced your full comment earlier…not an excerpt…and once visitors get to the Billa post, folks can read your other comments as well. Of course, we disagree with all the baseless points about abusive language, bad words et al on SI).

  57. ★TRΞY☆   October 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    yo Bimmer, that Initcaps style is immediately recognizable.. I haven’t seen anyone use it so extensively until I saw you and then I saw Tracker!

    If I wanted to really spend my time proactively, I wouldn’t be hanging out here so much..

    You said you were into selling.. hence I said you are a salesman.. Even a VP of sales of a big company is a salesman in my book.. I view all salespeople with suspicion.. sorry!

    Have you test driven a Hyundai Genesis?

  58. bimmer   October 30, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    No Haven’t driven a Hyundai Genesis.

    O.K I don’t condiser myself a Salesman…BTW I wish I could be one 🙂 Good Money dude.

  59. middler2008   November 5, 2008 at 3:18 am

    Whoever has written all these blogs against Ajith & Aegan and whoever wants to enjoy a movie on basis of these blogs pls. stay away from these sought of blogs as these jobless people utter all those bullshits against Ajith

    i m not a ajith fan., i dnt know whether ajith fans will like this movie but as a fan of entertainment movie this movie has everything in it.

    a crisp climax a good humour and well scripted songs and a stylish picturisation which was missing on ajith’s film pre- Billa

    mr. ajith is in the right track

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: pls. stay away from these sought of blogs as these jobless people utter all those bullshits against Ajith

    Aegan is like your comment. A pathetic piece of shit.

    Where did you pick up gems like these sought of blogs.

    Next time you feel the urge to write a comment on any blog, take a knife to your fingers.

    As we recently told another dolt like you, you are too stupid to learn without some graphic props. So we suggest you watch Malcolm McDowell in Passage (1979) as he does an amazingly good finger-chopping job on his prisoner.

  60. arivali   November 5, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    If Ajith can not learn acting movie after movie, why you are not smart enough to stop watching ajith movies. Are you going live 200 years to have enough time to do this kind of smart stuff again and again!!! Many people need to civilize themself to understand the difference between being critic and being abusive. You know one thing still I don’t watch Ajith movies!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: If Ajith can not learn acting movie after movie, why you are not smart enough to stop watching ajith movies

    Hope springs eternal in the human breast (thank you Pope).

    2. You know one thing still I don’t watch Ajith movies!

    What you watch or don’t watch, do or don’t do is wholly inconsequential (even to yourself).

    3. Many people need to civilize themself to understand the difference between being critic and being abusive

    When you stop walking on all fours and your tail shrinks into your bottom, you can come back and give us your sermon about civilization and other high falutin stuff. Until then, scoot.

    In the meantime, here’s something to amuse yourself.

  61. shuaib82   November 17, 2008 at 1:45 am

    This film was not that bad.Si,your review is biased

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We disagree.

    SearchIndia.com is as unbiased a blog as you are ever likely to get.

  62. barneystinson   November 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    The kind of language used to describe Ajith and the movie leads people to believe that you are someone really unhappy with his/”her” job and hates reviewing. Don’t let your emotions get in the way of writing a fair review. The fact that you hate Nayantara to the core also supports it cause she was used as an eye candy and has probably worked.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write: The kind of language used to describe Ajith and the movie leads people to believe that you are someone really unhappy with his/”her” job and hates reviewing

    Thank you for your asinine analysis, Dr.Freud. Or is it Anna Freud?

    We’ve said this a gazillion times and we’ll say it again – Ajith wouldn’t recognize acting if it hit him on the head, smacked him in the face, punched him in the stomach or kicked him in the groin.

    2. You write: The fact that you hate Nayantara to the core also supports it cause she was used as an eye candy and has probably worked

    We don’t hate anyone, not even a half-wit like you with poor command of the facts.

    The fact of the matter is Nayantara’s movies don’t seem to be resonating with audiences. Neither Aegan nor Satyam set the box office afire.

  63. SJ2009   February 14, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Aegan wasnt’ a Billa. But , Billa was good. And to say Rajni was good in the Billa is also crap. Keep your idiotic bas******al views to yourselves. You’d also get spit in the face by some Indians in the north, if you say Rajni is good…keep your so-called low-class taste to yourselves. Aegan was NOT good is the verdict. Ajith is fat and that makes him look bad at dancing..Ajith is one of the smartest looking guys around..bu then, when you are so ugly, you dont have to companre yourselves to someone good looking like AJith. 🙂 But, all said and done Aegan was better than Kuruvi and Villu or Vaalu…Poor Ajith…has delivered continuos flops after he was married to the dark ugly fat Shalini…compared to him, I wud say Vijay has performed moderately…Vijay’s films satisfies his fans, which is what the business is about – collections. Pathetic that Aegan didnt.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Get back to your sewer pipe.

  64. proud2bindian   March 18, 2009 at 6:59 am

    de [deleted] panni,

    this is the only post that i like in ur whole website

    you have hit the nail on the head when it comes to reviewing this film. indha ajith [deleted] he deserves capital punishment

    he looks very gay and right even genelia is better than him

    well done da [deleted]

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Are you gay (nothing wrong with that…different people get their kicks in different ways).

    In some parts of the U.S., gays can even get married.

    2. You write: he looks very gay

    Is there a gay look. We doubt it. Homosexuality is more behavior than look. In any case, we believe there’s nothing wrong with homosexuality.

    Why don’t you send us your picture. We’ll tell you what looks you have. Most likely, a simian look with an asinine outlook on life.

  65. proud2bindian   March 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    [Trash Talk]

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    In Tamil Nadu, they have a word for dickheads like you – Rombha Waste.

    We are also deleting your user registration. This forum is not meant for retards.

    Now go play with your dolls.

  66. ilayathalapathi   March 20, 2009 at 9:35 am

    ajith is a waste man,….he was able to put first wicket only after 10 years of marraige.. but illayathalaphi is a king see 2 kids with 8 years
    vijay only knows good acting. vijay is a great dancer also… ilayathalapathi vijay we love you
    indha blog engal thalaivar vijayku samarpanam

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    When people choose to have kids or even not to have kids is their personal business. Not yours.

  67. chunkymonkey   April 2, 2009 at 7:30 am

    nayanthara my darling you are too sexy in this film though i dont like her getting slimmer day by day. wen u look at her in chandramukhi,ghajini,vallavan. she was fatty oomph. shher structure was amazing in those movies. now that she’s slimmed it may look a bit odd but nevertheless she’s sexy and she’ll regain the weight (especially on back) and be the top heroine in the world soon

    her costumes in this film was amazing again the film is not well when ajith acts as hero its understood.
    but nayanthara was quite beautiful

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: nevertheless she’s sexy and she’ll regain the weight (especially on back) and be the top heroine in the world soon

    Thanks for cheering us up this morning. 🙂

    Uyirullavarai Diana.

  68. chunkymonkey   April 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    [Trash Talk]

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    True to your name, you write trash.

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