Aisha = Garbage, Say Critics

When two grossly underqualified little twits put out a movie, can it be anything but gross. Right, na? Folks, critics have given Aisha the thumbs down. Here are excerpts from a sample of critical reviews of Aisha: * DNA: Debut director Rajshree Ojha has made a mess and she has only herself and her writer […]

Great News – Bad Opening for Twit Sisters’ Aisha

God must exist. How else can you can explain reports of a bad opening for the twit sisters’ crap-show Aisha. Here’s what some analysts had to say: Box Office India: Aisha opened to a poor response with 30-35% collections at multiplexes this morning. The collections in the afternoon did not show much improvement and were […]

Reading Aisha Oops Emma

Aisha Review – Lost in Translation Piece of Shit As the Abhay Deol-Big Mouth a.k.a Sonam Kapoor film Aisha is nigh upon us, we picked up Jane Austen’s Emma at our local library yesterday. Unless you are a complete Bollywoodphobe, you do know that Aisha is an adaptation of Emma, set of course in these […]

Kill the Ground Zero Mosque

(For SI Blog reader Pippa) We can’t stand the Big Business-friendly Republicans but in this instance we’re with them. No Mosque in the Ground Zero area or even downtown Manhattan. As best as we know, you can’t build a Church/Synagogue/Mandir/Gurdwara in any of the Muslim nations and to even think of building a mosque in […]

We’re Far Too Young but You Schmucks can Try

A short while ago, we received an e-mail that we’ve reproduced verbatim below: Hello, My name is Matt Porter, and I am a filmmaker and recent New York University graduate. I am searching for an Indian couple, ideally a husband and wife, over the age of 50 who would both be interested in acting in […]