A missile the size of the Chrysler building (in NYC) carrying deadly, highly combustible chemicals is hurtling down the track at 70mph toward highly populated areas. What you gonna do now? As one of the characters laments: Too much train traveling too fast. Blessed by the Lord Yipee, the Gods finally smiled on us last […]
Uthamaputhiran is not so much a movie as a total descent into depravity. A dystopian nightmare for those sitting through this infernal nonsense. Written by a jackass answering to the shout of Gopimohan, directed by a bozo named Mithran Jawahar and featuring Rajinikanth’s hideous cartoon of a son-in-law Dhanush in the lead role, Uthamaputhiran is […]
Sure, VA Quarter Cutting is a change from your average Tamil movie, which invariably is a soporific, cronge-inducing romance. Maybe even better than the trash that emerges from the Kollywood sewers most Fridays. Although different, VA Quarter Cutting (directed by Pushkar-Gayatri) is not the kind of movie that keeps your eyes glued to the screen. […]
We have a question for all ye schmucks. Is there nothing more to life than love? Movie after movie churned out by these Bollywood and Kollywood buffoons have love front and center. A tiring idee fixe really. 🙁 Mynaa is no different given its choice of love as the central theme. But Mynaa also dares […]
Our Bollywood film-makers are so incompetent that the morons can’t even do a good job of stealing. Y’all can deny it till you are blue in the face but the basic plot of Action Replayy is a bad hash of the 1985 Hollywood film Back to the Future, which we watched recently. Problems Galore Action […]
Golmaal 3 featuring Ajay Devgan, Arshad Warsi et al released today. Alas, what the so-called comedy evoked from some Indian film critics was not laughs but their ire. Here’s what a bunch of movie critics had to say on Golmaal 3: Rediff: The best thing that can be said about Golmaal 3 is that it […]