Thuppakki gets So-So Opening

Thuppakki Review – Whopping Nonsense

Joseph Vijay’s new film Thuppakki opened to a so-so response today.

At a theatre on the U.S. East Coast, there were about 85 people for the opening, premiere show of Thuppakki.

Besides Vijay, Thuppakki features Kajal Aggarwal.

A.R.Murugadoss is the director.

Murugadoss is also responsible for story, screenplay and dialogs. Bet even Spielberg can’t do all that in a movie. πŸ˜‰

Live Blogging Thuppakki

Vijay plays an army officer, Captain Jagadish.

8:51PM movie starts

8:54PM Vijay intro, fight scene

6 minutes into movie, Vijay and other army officers are acting silly with a lousy song.

9:06PM Nisha (Kajal) arrives, bearing coffee.

9:08 Vijay rejects Nisha after function at her house.

9:09PM Nisha slaps her father

9:12PM Nisha is a boxer

9:13 Antartica, Nisha, Nisha Adi Pennae song – lousy picturization

9:17 Nisha plays basketball, volleyball, tennis plus Running, Boxing ha ha ha

9:22PM Bomb blast in Mumbai bus

Vijay nabs the killer

18 killed, 26 injured

So far Thuppakki is silly, crappy.

Shifts to Gulmarg – Base of main villain?

9:28PM Vijay brings bomb blast accused home & tortures him, cuts off one finger

9:24 PM vijay Defense Intelligence Agency revealed to be Secret Agent

9:38PM Like. SI, Vijay too uses Mac. πŸ˜‰

9:51PM Romance angle between Joseph Vijay-Kajal Agarwal is hopelessly silly

9:52 Audience frequently walking out suggesting they do not find movie interesting

9:53. Alaika Laika song

Awful picturization

So far Thuppakki is disgusting

Vijay is not a bad dancer

Kajal can’t dance to save her life

9:59PM Comedy angle with Vijay/Jagga’s military boss is asinine.

10PM Interval

Thuppakki must be A.R.Murugadoss ‘ worst film to date.

The movie is silly beyond belief.

Diwali ruined. πŸ™

Audience does not seem interested in the film one bit.

Shoddy script that beggars belief.

10:09PM Movie starts after interval

10:11PM Vijay/Jagga keeps Terrorist in cupboard. Ha ja ha ha

10:13 Vijay eating. Cake at wedding

10:15 Terrorist allowed to escape

Following terrorist

10;20PM 12 sleeper cell Terrorists killed

10:24PM I don’t know who you are, where you are but you killed 12 of my men including my brother. I am Coming for you.

Jagga. – I am waiting for you. πŸ˜‰

Where have we heard that dialog before?

10:28 Terrorist leader comes to Mumbai by sea.

Mumbai Police must be real stupid

10:38 Google Google. Panni Parthen song/dance – Kajal dancing like drunken monkey

10:44PM. Kiss interrupted

10:51PM Vijay shows 4-pack chest on Mumbai sidewalk.Β  πŸ˜‰

10:56 Vijay/Jagga’s sister kidnapped

11:09 Another Terrorist enters Vijay’s cupboard. Really.

11:10 Kiss interrupted again

11:13. Vennilave song – boring

Audience seen walking out.

11:16: Vijay is expert in Cutting Fingers

11:22 Vijay gets tracking chip

11:23 Jagga decides to sacrifice his life

Horribly crude film

11:24PM Vijay/Jagga cancels Engagement with Nisha. Best move. πŸ˜‰

11:27 Vijay on Mission

Ha ha ha

Changing cars

11:38 Vijay becomes Orthopedic Surgeon – repairs fractured arm & leg by just shaking them. πŸ˜‰

Ha ha ha

Silly silly silly

11:43 Terrorist Mastermind killed and dumped into the sea.

11:47PM Freedom from TORTURE. Thuppakki is a terrible piece of trash.

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6 Responses to "Thuppakki gets So-So Opening"

  1. gandhiji   November 12, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Live blogging from a movie theater. iPad or iPhone? Responds:

    Via iPhone!

    Terrible Movie…..Million times worse than Kuruvi. πŸ™

  2. Naveen   November 12, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    Just earlier today SI was done watching Vijay and now live updates?? Responds:

    I was not planning to.

    But then Manasu Ketkale….

    I thought, after all, namma Jochappu Visayu. πŸ˜‰

    • adithya   November 19, 2012 at 9:54 am

      Pls don’t insult our Thalapathy……he has the backing of whole Tamil Nadu… Responds:

      Just Tamil Nadu?

      I’m sure Vijay has the backing of the ‘hole’ of New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Alaska, Arkansas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Texas, Florida etc too.

  3. adithya   November 19, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Thuppakki is already declared blockbuster.

    It’s doing great business not only in India but also in UK etc.

    I know u can’t digest this as u r anti-vijay fan….Thuppakki is one of better film released this year.

    With reviewers like u Tamil cinema will never improve….

    Pls encourage good movies like thuppakki…..

    I don’t know whether u will publish this comment or not,but u know urself that vijay is the next rajinikanth of tamil cinema…. Responds:

    1. You write: Thuppakki is one of better film released this year

    Alas, Good Taste is not a blessing bestowed on all equally!

    2. You write: I know u can’t digest this as u r anti-vijay fan..

    I bet you can’t see the absurdity of what you scribbled in haste above!

    3. You write: With reviewers like u Tamil cinema will never improve….

    Did you forget to take your pills today?

    With few exceptions, Tamil Cinema is By the Dolts, For the Dolts and of the Dolts.

    • adithya   November 20, 2012 at 12:30 am

      u give bad reviews for good commercial film like thuppakki whereas u give positive reviews for stupid films like jab tak hai jaan

      You guys r always ready to write crap abt Tamil films….if Thuppakki is such a bad film then why it’s doing good business all over the world….. Responds:

      You write: if Thuppakki is such a bad film then why it’s doing good business all over the world…..

      Why do people run after Jagan/Sharmila despite clear evidence of disproportionate assets.

      Why do the majority of lower income Whites vote for Republicans despite the fact that Republican policies are geared only toward helping the wealthy?

      Why does Abhishek Bachchan keep ‘acting’ in film after film despite clear evidence that nobody wants to watch this bozo?

      Why is the world not investing more resources into developing renewable sources of energy like solar, wind, geothermal etc?

      Why do we spend so much on an Arms Race when people around the world do not have food, clothing and shelter?

      Answer: Because the world is full of stupid people, headless wonders like you who think Thuppakki is a work of art.

      • adithya   November 20, 2012 at 9:16 pm

        But thuppakki is good entertaining film and i agree it’s not an art film…..

        At least it’s better than usual commercial pot boiler….u can’t expect classics like terminator,matrix,the dark knight etc from kollywood but at least they r bold enough to try different things…..

        If u consider stupid film like jab tak hai jaan as an art film then i agree that the world is full of stupid people……. Responds:

        1. You write: if u consider stupid film like jab tak hai jaan as an art film

        If you show me where I hailed JTHJ as an art film, I’ll quit blogging!

        2. I’m seriously considering imposing a minimum IQ requirement to register on the SI blog.

        Those with IQ below 40 should not be reading SI.

        3. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Most Tamil Films including that piece of trash Thuppakki are made by chimps for chimps.

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