Samsung, Sony Ericsson, LG, Motorola, HTC and dozens of other cell phone brands and mobile carriers have unshackled Indian prostitutes from their traditional hovels in Kamatipura (Mumbai), GB Road (Delhi), Walltax Road and Egmore station (Chennai), K.R.Market and Brigade Road (Bangalore), liberated them from the clutch of Madams and pimps and given these ‘birds of […]
It’s no secret that on the barbarity scale, Indians rank high on the list, close to the top. The savages kill each other on the flimsiest pretexts. But a recent killing in Delhi is something that can happen only in Incredible India. Tempest in a Piss Pot The murder happened over piss, as in pee […]
If you schmucks were to ask me if I liked Life of Pi, Ang Lee’s new film based on Yann Martel’s delightful book of the same name, my response would be a guarded “Yes.” I read the Booker Prize winning novel a few years back and returned to terra firma in a heady state. The […]
Paki murderer Ajmal Kasab was hanged today at the Yerwada Jail in Pune in the Western Indian state of Maharashtra. OMG, I’m so glad that India has finally showed that it’s got some balls! 🙂 Ajmal Kasab was the sole surviving member of the group of Pakistani terrorists that wrought havoc in Mumbai on November […]
If you see Bollywood actor/producer Ajay Devgn walking all cross-legged minus his rocks, please extend your sympathies to the bechara (poor fella). Shahrukh Khan’s Jab Tak Hai Jaan crushed Ajay’s Son of Sardaar at the U.S. box office. Both films were Diwali releases. The below numbers tell the tragic story of Ajay Devgn’s comedy Son […]
Need I even say the obvious? Well, if you schmucks insist I won’t disappoint you. You know how much I love you poppets. * Indians are the most uncivilized, savage beasts around.* I don’t mean just Indians in Mera Bharat Mahaan but in Amazing Amreeka too. Look, these Shaitans in Amreeka have now given a […]