Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch. – Hit Girl to Kick Ass in Kick Ass 2 To my great disappointment, Kick Ass 2 turned out to be no different from the run of the mill trashy Bollywood film. Think of Kick Ass 2 as the Hollywood equivalent of Once Upon a Time […]
Mark my words! Ten years from now when Akshay Kumar’s strapping 21-year-old son Aarav struts down the streets of Mumbai, passersby will sullenly glare at the youth, rain curses on his entire family and spit on the sidewalk muttering, “There goes the son of the Nathuram who destroyed the Hindi film industry.” No big Indian […]
If there’s one thing Chutiyas a.k.a. Indians love more than even their litter (children), it’s free stuff. Mention the word “free” and you’ll draw Indians into a Pavlovian paroxysm of drooling, inducing a flood of saliva on the floor. So here’s my contribution today to getting Chutiyas into a drooling fit with a free personal […]
In my opinion, you’re a victim of circumstances and biology. – Psychiatrist Jonathan Banks to his patient Emily Taylor in Side Effects Double Dhamaka for SI today! Steven Soderbergh’s thriller Side Effects (2013) and a tall glass of ice-cold Sangria on the side. Boy, a potent combination on a hot day! 😉 Good Thriller Over […]
A ruling by federal judge today confirmed what millions of colored people who live in or visit the Big Apple have long suspected – New York City cops are racists who loath Blacks and Hispanics. In her 195-page ruling, federal Judge Shira A. Scheindlin found that New York City Police Department engaged in unconstitutional behavior […]
BlackBerry today admitted what the world has known for months. The company, which is in extremis with no hope of survival, has formed a special committee to explore various alternatives including sale of the company. BlackBerry – On Deathbed In IDC’s recent survey of smartphones, BlackBerry accounted for a mere 2.9% marketshare in the second […]