Who cares if the U.S. unemployment rate is a horrific 10%? Who cares if millions of our countrymen (Americans) are suffering? Who cares if millions of Americans are homeless? Who cares if millions of Americans now depend on soup kitchens for food? Who cares? Who cares? Folks, let’s bring in more coolies from India to […]
More Americans are joining the ranks of the homeless. Folks, notwithstanding all that drivel you may have heard about the end of the recession there is no economic recovery in sight and no end to the woes of the housing market here. Au contraire, the rising unemployment figures is making an already-bad housing market worse. […]
Lo, here comes the fourth edition of Amazing America. * The highly compensated idiots at Harvard Management Company, which manages Harvard University’s endowment by investing in a variety of assets, have lost nearly $11 billion in the last fiscal year ended June 30. In Fiscal Year 2009, almost every asset class did badly and the […]
Only in America, folks. Only in America. We bail out the shitty bank oops Citibank now known as Citigroup with tens of billions of tax-payer dollars and the incompetent swines turn and raise interest rates on credit card holders. What the f**k is Obama doing. Walking the new dog that he has no time to […]
Here’s how our great country the United States of America is fighting the recession. * Stop paying for the funerals of 10,000 poor people (Illinois state) * Considering release of prisoners early (proposal in California) * Adding taxes on cellphone ringtones (Kentucky) * Throwing billions at desi butcher Vikram Pandit’s Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, AIG, Morgan […]
If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it, Confucious is reported to have said. Since we were not there, we can’t vouch for the authenticity of what Confucious may or may not have said on the matter of spreading one’s legs. But we can most definitely certify to the authenticity of one of the […]