Angry moviegoers collectively unzipped their fly and roundly peed on Bollywood star Akshay Kumar, a habitual beneficiary of theft, over his latest crap-show Tees Maar Khan. Tees Maar Khan – Rotten at Box Office Folks, Tees Maar Khan has fared miserably over the Christmas weekend at the U.S. box office. Universally scorned by critics, the […]
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If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a gazillion times – that creature Anushka Sharma is not Bollywood star material. Maybe, an extra at the back of a crowd scene. We’re reminded of what Stalin once told Lenin’s wife. In a fury, the Russian leader told Lenin’s wife that just because she used the […]
Bollywood film No Problem, the recipient of scathing reviews from a chorus of critics, has fared miserably at the box office. The U.S. box office, that is. For the opening December 10-12, 2010, No Problem grossed a pitiful $242,116, according to boxofficemojo. The movie, which released on 84 screens in the U.S., had an average […]
Like Newton’s famous laws, we now have a Bollywood Law of Box Office Returns, or BLOBOR in short. This is what BLOBOR states – If a Hindi movie features Abhishek Bachchan you can be sure the end result will be a disaster. Just as night follows day, disaster trails Abhishek Bachchan. The bozo is a […]
Do Deepika Padukone and Imran Khan even count as Bollywood stars? If they don’t wake up tomorrow, would anyone even notice? Here’s how badly, the duo’s new film Break Ke Baad fared at the U.S. box office for the opening November 26-28, 2010 weekend (the movie released on Wednesday, Nov.24 in the U.S.). Pitiful, isn’t […]