Sri Siva Vishnu Temple Lanham, MD – South Indian Blessing for the Soul & Stomach

By Madmax673 For anyone interested in ‘Kovil Thirupani’ (temple deeds & renovation), a visit to the Sri Siva Vishnu Temple in  Lanham, MD is a great opportunity. Looks like the temple is working on procuring “Mooshika Vahana” (Mouse vehicle for Lord Ganesh) for ‘Vahana Seva’ at $15,000 for use in the temple festivals. Devotees are […]

Uno’s 2 for $20 Deep Dish is a Nice Deal

Quick question – What’s better than a single Uno Chicago Grill Farmer’s Market (vegetarian) pizza? Quick answer – Two Uno Farmer’s Market pizzas. You can say what you will but I find it hard to believe that pizzas from the big chains like Domino’s, Pizza Hut or Papa John’s are really meant for human consumption! […]

Eating Kai Kra Prow to Charge My iPhone

Many winters ago, I purchased Samosas at an Indian grocery store in New York for 75 cents. On my way back home, it struck me that I did not have a microwave to heat my Samosas. So I made a detour to the mall and picked up an LG microwave for $75 so that my […]

Cantina Steak Burrito is Just So-So

While my first love will forever be curry, I do have the occasional adulterous fling with Mexican and Chinese cuisine When I heard Taco Bell’s Cantina Steak Burrito was now available “Nationwide,” my passion for the dear puta was reignited. On a cold, windy afternoon, I drove up to the nearest Taco Bell to fill […]

Arby’s Chocolate Molten Lava Cake – Man, What a Damp Squib

Who doesn’t lust after a Chocolate Molten Lava cake. Yeah, kid, I’m asking ya! Who doesn’t? Stand up and answer or forever hold your tongue! When I heard Arby’s had introduced Chocolate Molten Lava Cake for a limited time, I hotfooted over to the nearest franchise, a 12-mile, 18-minute drive. Arby’s Ordering As I walked […]

Trader Joe’s Aloo Chaat – Not a Bad Deal

When I heard Trader Joe’s new Indian offering was Aloo Chaat Kati Pouches, I was more than eager to try ’em. Like most desis, I crave Chaat (Indian street food) and found it intriguing that it’s now available in frozen form. So I made the 80-mile round trip to Trader Joe’s on a cold, rainy […]