Liquor Baron buys Anti-Liquor Gandhi’s Possessions

What an irony! That the sparse possessions of the lifelong teetotaller Mahatma Gandhi, the man who organized anti-liquor protests and fought for the imposition of prohibition, should now end up up in the hands of a liquor baron. Gandhi’s few possessions like his eyeglasses, pocket watch and a pair of sandals that had lately become […]

American Job Killer Maneesh Dhir Quits AOL

Folks, time to celebrate. Maneesh Dhir, the head of AOL International and the bloke responsible for aggressively pushing AOL’s expansion into India, has quit. We say Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish. God knows, how many jobs Maneesh killed in the U.S. in his missionary zeal to outsource AOL operations to India. A recent memo from AOL […]

Citigroup Lost $18.72b in 2008; Greedy Desi Pig Vikram Pandit Took Home $1m

Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit disclosed that his pay for 2008 was $1 million in testimony before the U.S. House Financial Services Committee this morning. Folks, remember Citigroup lost $18.72 billion in 2008 including $8.29 billion in the fourth quarter alone. And fired 73,000 employees. Vikram Pandit also got about $26.7 million in stock (1.094 million […]

Vikram Pandit Butchers 73,000, Buying $50m Jet

Vikram Pandit a.k.a. Desi Butcher is a man with absolutely no shame. The man is also a f****** idiot. The incompetent dodo who is clueless in dealing with the mega-crisis facing the beleaguered financial services company Citigroup (of which he is CEO), the desi butcher whose sole mantra to handle the crisis is to hack away […]

I am Sicker than I Thought – Steve Jobs

Apple CEO Steve Jobs today sent out an e-mail to all Apple employees acknowledging that his health issues are more complex than he’d thought earlier. Jobs is now taking medical leave of absence from Apple for five months, i.e. until the end of June. No details were provided on the nature of Jobs’ health problems. […]

Crook Raju Wipes Out Rs 10,000 Crore in Market Cap

Crook Raju rather than Ramalinga Raju sounds like a better name for the guy who was responsible for wiping out Rs 10,000 crore in market capitalization on the stock exchange today. Now, this fella is a real WMD (Weapon of Mass Destruction). Just imagine how much havoc and uncertainty he’s created in employees’ and investors’ […]

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