Why Just 15 Minutes? Cut 2 Hrs:45 Min of VA, Please

We are seeing reports from India that the butchers behind the abominable crap show Vaaranam Aayiram have chopped 15 minutes from the movie. That is so goddamn unfair. We strongly recommend that the producers (is it Aascar Film…considering the pathetic quality of their movies it should more appropriately be called Asscar Torture Enterprise) chop 2 […]

Vaaranam Aayiram Review – Cooum Dump

Vaaranam Aayiram – Box Office Disaster We are convinced Kollywood director Gautam Vasudev Menon must have really loathed his late father. And Vaaranam Aayiram is Gautam Menon’s remorseless act of revenge on his old man for grievances, real or imagined. How else can you explain this moron making an interminably long pathetic piece of shit […]

Vaaranam Aayiram Showtimes in USA

Vaaranam Aayiram – Box Office Disaster Here are the showtimes for Gautam Menon’s Vaaranam Aayiram (Surya, Sameera Reddy, Divya Spandana, Simran Bagga) which is scheduled to release on November 14 in the U.S. There has been talk that the movie is based on the Tom Hanks classic Forrest Gump. Vaaranam Aayiram Movie Showtimes in New Jersey […]

Nayantara Strips into Bare Market Oops Bear Market

Ayyayyo, Tamil film star and non-actress Nayantara’s plunge into the smutty bare market has failed to thwart this enchantress’ descent into an extended bear market. The Aegan disaster, Kuselan debacle and Satyam fiasco exposed the nymphet’s ample assets to millions but alas revealed the bare truth – like the Indian stock market or the Nasdaq, Nayantara’s […]

Shriya Saran – Only Male in Kollywood

Is Shriya Saran the only ambalai (male), the only star with cojones, in the Tamil film industry. Under the guise of protesting the attacks against Tamils in Sri Lanka, the vekkaketta (shameless) members of the Tamil film industry has stooped so low as to tacitly kiss the derriere of the terrorist organization LTTE, the killers […]

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