RGV, Riteish Deshmukh Kick Off Terror Tourism

Struggling Bollywood clowns Riteish Deshmukh and Ram Gopal Varma have launched a new initiative in Mumbai to salvage their ho-hum careers and simultaneously boost India’s miserable track record on tourism – Terror Tourism. As part of the Terror Tourism launch, Riteish Deshmukh, a Bollywood non-actor par excellence, and Ram Gopal Varma, the maker of horror shows […]

Disgusting; U.S. Pisses Away $306b on Citigroup

This is beyond pathetic. In an act of monumental folly, the U.S. government is throwing the Vikram Pandit-led Citigroup a $306 billion lifeline following the collapse of its shares last week. This is on top of the $25 billion the government has already put into Citigroup under the TARP (Troubled asset Relief Program) initiative. The […]

Yuvvraaj Review – Shitty Copy of Rain Man

Stay away from Yuvvraaj. Just keep way from this dungheap of a movie that’s offensive beyond redemption. Rain Man (1988, Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise) is a great Hollywood classic, the winner of four Oscars. Yuvvraaj is an ugly, pitiful Bollywood copy of Rain Man that offers nothing but dollops of misery to unsuspecting moviegoers. Dustin […]

Vaaranam Aayiram – Box Office Disaster

Gautam Menon’s mega-folly and depressingly disgusting Cooum Dump of a movie Vaaranam Aayiram (Surya), is a box office disaster in the U.K., according to the numbers from the UK Film Council. Even trashy Tamil films like Kuselan, Kuruvi, Bheema and Billa fared better in the U.K. than Vaaranam Aayiram. And why not – Vaaranam Aayiram […]

Egypt Challenges India on Outsourcing

Egyptian coolies have thrown down the gauntlet to our desi coolies on handling the White Man’s IT chores and back-office operations. Egypt, a country ruled with an iron fist by U.S. ally Hosni Mubarak, says it’s leading the charge to make Africa an attractive market for outsourcing. (Although American media and movies routinely caricature Egypt […]

Desi Butcher Vikram Pandit Massacres 50,000

Not since Emperor Ashoka invaded Kalinga in 261 BC and left a battlefield overflowing with blood has any other desi inflicted so much destruction and misery as the desi butcher a.k.a Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit. Call it the Monday morning bloody massacre. Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit, who’s in over his head at the financial supermarket, […]

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