Desperate Telugu Bidda Nadella Takes Free Road to Boost Windows Phones, Tablets

Telugu bidda Satya Nadella, Microsoft’s new CEO, is clearly a desperate man as he struggles to reverse the company’s pathetic performance in two hot sectors – smartphones and tablets. Unless you’re a blithering idiot hiding under some rock in hooker paradise Chilakaluripet, you know Microsoft’s smartphone and tablet forays have failed to excite consumers and […]

Indian Christian Trash Bobby Jindal Flings Mud at Obamacare, Unveils Sick Alternative

Hindu-born Christian convert Piyush ‘Bobby’ Jindal, the Indian whacko who wants abortion to be disallowed without exception even in rape or incest cases or if the mother’s health is at grave risk, has developed a bad case of Presidential itch. In a desperate bid to gain attention of the media, the Republican base and Republican […]

Sabotage – Not As Bad as I Expected

Nobody goes to an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie hoping to experience a cinematic epiphany. And so I headed to the theatre to watch the former body builder’s new movie Sabotage after reining in my expectations. My decision to see the film was based solely on my fondness for David Ayer, writer of Training Day (Denzel Washington […]

1,227 Quite Interesting Facts – Amusing

I picked up 1,227 Quite Interesting Facts on a lark. It was lying forlorn in the new books section of my local library casting a beseeching “Pick Me Up” look in my direction. I’m glad I picked it up because the book is a cornucopia of interesting ‘facts.’ Now I have no way of knowing […]

What’s Wrong with this Picture?

Bizarre Nation Everything about India is bizarre – Its people, its politicians, its culture and, of course, its movies. Let’s take the Indian movie business, for instance. It’s no secret that Indians are insanely crazy about movies. The sight of their favorite star (Rajinikanth, Sharukh Khan, Salman Khan etc) or a fair-skinned item girl jiggling […]

Prison, Here I Come – Rajat Gupta

Greedy Indian chutiya Rajat Gupta is preparing himself for prison with the Federal Appeals Court for the Second Circuit in New York today rejecting his appeal against his conviction for insider trading and securities fraud by the U.S. District Court in 2012. The 65-year-old multimillionaire with multiple homes in the U.S. will likely be lodged […]

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