Ram, the Hindu God beloved of a billion stupid Indians, seems to be in an angry mood. So angry that the ‘God’ went on a RAMpage that took the lives of 65 of his devotees today in a stampede at the Ram Janaki temple in Kunda town of Pratapgarh district in the North Indian state […]
Folks, what is it that Tamils in the UK drink? Whatever it is, could we please force some of the same down the deep throats of Tamils in the U.S., Tamils in India, Tamils in Malaysia, Tamils in Sri Lanka et al. It’s with mucho gusto we disclose to you that UK Tamils have soundly […]
Most Indians, with the exception of aberrations like Mahatma Gandhi, Baba Amte or Mother Teresa, are callous bastards with little or no concern for their fellow human beings. So, it’s with regret we notice from stray newspaper reports that the widespread pernicious Western business practice of layoffs is starting to creep into India too adding […]
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid Holy cow, what are you saying? Are my eyes playing tricks on me? SI, are you really saying God (Allah) has given me the green light to screw my wife any which way I fancy. Indeed, children. Bet you schmucks never thought Allah would be so broadminded, did […]
Hear, hear, that loudmouth Ram Gopal Varma, whom we’d all given up for dead after a bunch of utterly crappy films, has risen from the dead with his new film Rann. Yes, we think Ramu or Gopu or whatever moniker the bozo’s known by these days has managed to put out a watchable film this […]
Finally, folks. Finally. Our modern day digital media Moses has launched the most awaited product of the last 12 months – Apple’s digital tablet, the iPad. Not since Moses’ tablet containing the Ten Commandments has any other tablet commanded so much attention of the chattering classes. iPad Unveiled Apple’s ailing head honcho Steve Jobs today […]