Incredible India 42: Hindu God Goes on Ram-page

Ram, the Hindu God beloved of a billion stupid Indians, seems to be in an angry mood. So angry that the ‘God’ went on a RAMpage that took the lives of 65 of his devotees today in a stampede at the Ram Janaki temple in Kunda town of Pratapgarh district in the North Indian state […]

SI Reads the Quran 6 – Allah Hates Homos

Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid Besides demonstrating callous insensitivity towards disbelievers and making frequent threats of the blazing fire awaiting those who refuse to repose their faith in him, Allah also exhibits a bigotry towards men whose sexual orientation differs from the mainstream. In short, Allah is a homophobe. You have Allah’s anti-gay […]

Critics Take a Leak on Bachchan Sr’s Teen Patti

The Amitabh Bachchan-Ben Kingsley starrer Teen Patti is receiving the thumbs down from movie reviewers. Here are excerpts from a sample of reviews: Reuters: “Teen Patti” is a textbook study in how most films slip uncontrollably in the second half and any element of thrill or suspense you may have felt disappears in the chaos […]

We’ve Lost It; Yes, Completely Lost It

Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa Review – Stupid Shit Folks, our worst fears and your best hopes have both been realized tonight. We’ve lost it. Not one small screw or even a few screws but all our screws have been threaded out of their sockets. Yes, we’ve braved the snow-storm and strong winds barreling up the North-East to […]

Are Layoffs Murder?

Most Indians, with the exception of aberrations like Mahatma Gandhi, Baba Amte or Mother Teresa, are callous bastards with little or no concern for their fellow human beings. So, it’s with regret we notice from stray newspaper reports that the widespread pernicious Western business practice of layoffs is starting to creep into India too adding […]