Do You Guys Spotify Indian Music?

If you love free, legal music, it’s hard to say ‘No’ to Spotify. I’d been meaning to try Spotify for quite a while and finally downloaded the app to the PC, Mac, iPhone and iPad the other day to check out its on-demand music streaming service. Spotify on the Desktop On both the Mac and […]

Would Crappy Indian Movies Look Any Better on World’s Largest, Sharp 90-inch TV?

The new 90-inch Sharp AQUOS LED TV LC-90LE745U redefines sex appeal and cool but the world’s largest TV can’t make your crappy Indian movies look any better. No way. Indian movies are beyond redemption. No, World’s Largest TV Won’t Make Desi Movies Better Not even all those million gods (including monkeys, cows, snakes, crows and […]

Apple AppStore – Can Android Beat This?

In India, teachers in medical colleges and high schools are using Apple iPad tablets to teach anatomy to students. In America, the Incredible SI watches Bollywood movies on the iPad and iPhone, reads the Times of India on the iPad and responds to comments in bed via the iPhone. All these are, of course, made […]

Rowdy Rathore Review – Beastly Nonsense

Never let it be said that Hindi movies can’t plumb new lows. The biggest, latest calamity to befall the already lowly Bollywood is the Southern invasion in the form of remakes and arrival of directors like Prabhudeva. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Tamils and Telugus cannot make watchable movies, […]

Have Y’all Seen SI’s Hot New 2012 Girl?

Oh no, we’re not talking of your favorite SI blog. We’re speaking of Sports Illustrated magazine’s Swimsuit Model of the Year. For 2012, the luscious babe is 19-year-old Kate Upton. According to Kate’s Wiki profile, she was born in St. Joseph, Michigan and raised in Melbourne, Florida. But with a figure like Kate’s does it […]

WTF, Bharati Mukherjee

“Indian guys in the States,” Millie explained. “They’re the sickest perverts. They spend all day in the lab, then they spend all night on the Indian marriage sites. They’re so fucking horny, they invent computer problems just so they can be patched through to Bangalore and talk to an Indian girl. They don’t know we […]