Abhishek Bachchan Thinks Indians are Idiots

I think people think I am a much better actor than I actually am. – Indian movie flop star Abhishek Bachchan in Times of India, June 28, 2012 Help, I can’t stop laughing. 😉 Any time the clown opens his mouth, he says the most ridiculous things! Related Posts: Indian-Americans Hate Abhishek Bachchan

Indian-Americans Hate Abhishek Bachchan

Numbers tell the catastrophic story of Abhishek Bachchan’s Bollywood misadventures better than words and minus any bias. If there’s one thing that unites the disparate Indian-American community here, it’s their intense dislike of the Bollywood Flop King Abhishek Bachchan. Vexed over Abhishek’s utter lack of talent, stung by his abject failure to improve and shocked […]

Abhishek Bachchan Drinks Deep from Cup of Failure, Again – Players a Box Office Dud

If there’s one thing Bollywood’s flop king Abhishek Bachchan is used to, it’s failure. Some Indian movie stars like Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan (at least, lately) and Aamir Khan have the Midas Touch and set the box office registers ringing. Au contraire, Abhishek Bachchan has the Jonah’s touch. Surely, Abhishek’s movie distributors and Bollywood […]

Players – Hell, What a Bunch of Jokers

Thank God for Abhishek Bachchan. Just when life was getting so insufferably boring in Amreeka that we even entertained fantasies of ending it all with a Saturday night special to our head, comes Bollywood’s numero uno buffoon with his hallmark simian antics in the new film Players. Abhishek Bachchan – Antithesis of Acting They say […]

Movie Critics Bugger Abhishek’s Players

Flop king Abhishek Bachchan can go only one way in Bollywood. Down, down, down. Predictably enough, the clown’s latest film Players is drawing withering scorn from critics. Here’s what a gaggle of critics had to say on Players: * Deccan Chronicle: The audience’s intelligence is insulted throughout in this endless horror show of pyromaniacal explosions, […]

Dum Maaro Dum BO – Damned Maaro Damned

In reel life, Abhishek Bachchan’s character Vishnu Kamat is killed in the new Hindi film Dum Maaro Dum. In real life, Abhishek Bachchan is forever getting kicked at the box office. And the trend seems to be continuing with Dum Maaro Dum’s ho-hum BO numbers. Helllloo, is anyone surprised? Not us. After all, this is […]

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