Jab Tak Hai Jaan Review – Don’t Miss It

Jab Tak Hai Jaan is the rare Bollywood movie that leaves even discerning, querulous moviegoers like yours truly with a smile. Note to Serial Whiners like SI – Be warned now, there’s not much to complain about with this film. A Classy Entertainer A grand finale to the late Yash Chopra’s decades-long Bollywood career, Jab […]

Ladies vs Ricky Bahl Review – OK, We Saw the Slut’s 34B Tits. Big Deal!

With each new movie, Anushka Sharma’s characters turn more sluttish. Bowing to gravity the top cover keeps slithering down, defying gravity the bottom vestments keep going up and demo’ing the geometric construction of an equilateral triangle the distance between the legs keep getting wider (during the dances). Hey, what gives? A short while ago, in […]

Patiala House Review – Puerile Junk

Never let it be said that Bollywood star Akshay Kumar misses any opportunity to stoop to new lows with each new movie. With an unerring instinct for the asinine, Akshay’s new movie Patiala House is so bizarrely stupid that you wonder throughout the 2 hour 20-minute ordeal if this trash was made by humans at […]

Band Baaja Baaraat BO – Bada Disaster

If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a gazillion times – that creature Anushka Sharma is not Bollywood star material. Maybe, an extra at the back of a crowd scene. We’re reminded of what Stalin once told Lenin’s wife. In a fury, the Russian leader told Lenin’s wife that just because she used the […]

Badmaash Company Review – Worth Missing

We may or may not have a soft corner for Shahid Kapoor. But we certainly don’t have a soft corner for garbage like Badmaash Company. No Redeeming Elements Badmaash Company is the latest piece of shit to emerge from the Augean stables of Yash Raj Films. Folks, we tried hard, really hard to come up […]