Telugu Loudmouth Gang Raped, Brutally

Indian movie critics have torn apart Telugu loudmouth Ram Gopal Varma’s latest film Department. Hello, is any one surprised? RGV has been making trash for so long that he’s now achieved the hitherto thought impossible – he makes tawdry Tollywood look respectful in contrast! Here take a look at the odium heaped on Department: Upper […]

Agneepath – A Blazing Bollywood Bonanza

By Sonny Chatrath Occasional Actor If you have been noticing, remakes of successful Bollywood movies from the 80s and 90s is on the rise. Some are extremely successful, and some are terrible flops. If you have watched RGVs Sholay, or the new Umrao Jaan with Aishwarya Rai you know what I am talking about. Some […]

Chikni Chameli – Ugly, Slutty, Trashy

Dear God, Have you lost it completely? Never mind. That was just a rhetorical question. We find it so distressing that your callous indifference to the most basic elements of quality has reached epic heights. That you could allow such a loathsome and disgustingly crude item number like Chikni Chameli to see the light of […]

Rascals Box Office – Big, Big Disaster

Some movies should never see the light of the day. Even if they were made, they should never have been released in theaters. One such movie is Rascals, a movie that’s been completely trashed by reviewers. Directed by David Dhawan, the piece of junk features real-life Indian criminal Sanjay Dutt, Ajay Devgn and Kangana Ranaut. […]

Rascals is Total Garbage, Say Critics

The first reviews of David Dhawan’s Rascals (Sanjay Dutt, Ajay Devgn, Kangana Ranaut) are out and they are overwhelmingly negative. The reviewers have basically puked on Rascals. Here are excerpts from a bunch of reviews on Rascals: Times of India: Rascals is what one can call a ‘vacation’ filmmaking stint where everyone works on the […]