Aisha = Garbage, Say Critics

When two grossly underqualified little twits put out a movie, can it be anything but gross. Right, na? Folks, critics have given Aisha the thumbs down. Here are excerpts from a sample of critical reviews of Aisha: * DNA: Debut director Rajshree Ojha has made a mess and she has only herself and her writer […]

Great News – Bad Opening for Twit Sisters’ Aisha

God must exist. How else can you can explain reports of a bad opening for the twit sisters’ crap-show Aisha. Here’s what some analysts had to say: Box Office India: Aisha opened to a poor response with 30-35% collections at multiplexes this morning. The collections in the afternoon did not show much improvement and were […]

Reading Aisha Oops Emma

Aisha Review – Lost in Translation Piece of Shit As the Abhay Deol-Big Mouth a.k.a Sonam Kapoor film Aisha is nigh upon us, we picked up Jane Austen’s Emma at our local library yesterday. Unless you are a complete Bollywoodphobe, you do know that Aisha is an adaptation of Emma, set of course in these […]

I Hate Luv Storys UK Box Office – Not Bad at All

Surprise, surprise. Who’d have thought this crappy Bollywood movie would have grossed £202,907 in the opening weekend. Sure looks like whatever desis drink in the UK it certainly is not H2O. 😉 Here’s how I Hate Luv Storys fared at the UK box office in the opening weekend compared to a few prominent Bollywood movies: […]

I Hate Luv Storys Box Office – Mediocre Showing

Imran Khan’s latest crap-show I Hate Luv Storys has not fared well at the U.S. box office. For the six-day, July 4 holiday weekend (June 30, 2010-July 5, 2010), I Hate Luv Storys could manage a total gross of just $535,273. Folks, before you start swooning over the film crossing the half-a-million-dollar mark remember that […]