The UK box office numbers for the Diwali Tamil release are out. And Vijay’s trash Velayudham has edged out Surya’s garbage 7Aum Arivu. That both junk grossed over £100,000 is ample evidence that Tamils are stupid f*cks whether they live in Tamil Nadu or UK. Related Stories: 7Aum Arivu Review – Silly, Lifeless Bore Velayudham […]
By Naveen On the unenviable lines of his past monsterpieces Tirupachi, Madurey, Villu, Sura and Vettaikkaran, Vijay has taken Tamil Cinema eight steps backward this Diwali with Velayudham. Oh, if you are one of those elitists turning your nose up at Vijay’s films, then let’s see your Brando, Al Pacino or De Niro even try […]
Ha ha ha ha, Ayyo Kaduvule. Intha Vijayakku shani pudichidichu (Vijay is going through bad times). Folks, Vijay’s new movie Kaavalan has been badly buggered by moviegoers in the U.K. Kaavalan has fared worse than Vijay’s previous movie Sura at the U.K. box office. Pitiful. Pitiful. Vijay richly deserves his current miserable fate for all […]
We just watched the trailer of Kaavalan and were stunned at the bold step the Tamil film industry has taken. Folks, Kaavalan has two clowns, not one as is usually the norm in Tamil movies. Voila, two comedians in a Tamil movie. So nice, yaa. Of course, the movie features Vadivelu with a weird mustache […]
Kaavalan Trailer Review Thank God, one major problem of our life our death is solved. You see, for the last few months we’d been feverishly agonizing over what music ought to play at our funeral. At first, we considered our favorite Ennio Morricone’s peerless compositions like Il Trio Infernale and A Lydia (‘scusi, Facciamo L’amore‘). […]
I am happy, at peace. – Tamil film star Vijay after delivering another crappy film, i.e. Sura. Source: Sify