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SRK, Akshay, Hrithik, Salman Peeing in Their Undies

3 Idiots Box Office – Even Dung Finds Eager Takers

3 Idiots Review – Total Garbage

Cheap junk.

Cheap content, cheap jacket, cheap printing.

Cheap on the inside and cheap on the outside, that’s Five Point Someone for you.

Cheap in everything except the price ($14.95 for our copy of this junk at Amazon).

Quickie Trash
Five Point Someone
is the kind of quickie trash that opportunistic hacks routinely churn out in fond hopes of making a fast buck on a passing or lasting fad.

In this case, the lasting fad happens to be the Indian obsession with IIT, short for the prestigious engineering school Indian Institute of Technology (of which there are 15 now). Continue reading »

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Amma thaye, indha picture-karan Vijayuku pitchai podunga (please give alms to this movie fella Vijay).

Ha ha ha.

We knew it, folks. Just knew it.

We turned our back on this movie because we sensed all along that it was a piece of junk that few cared about. Chronicle of a disaster foretold, eh.

At the U.K. box office, Vettaikkaran has brought nothing but shame to Vijay in the opening weekend.

Oh well, for a clown who gave us crappy movies like Villu and Kuruvi shame is surely an old companion.

Folks, Vettaikkaran has fared worse than recent Tamil movies like Kanthaswamy (Vikram) and Aadhavan (Surya).

By the way, Vettaikkaran has achieved the impossible feat – it has done so much worse than even that abomination Kuruvi.

No kidding, 44% less than Kuruvi. Now, that’s straight out of Ripley’s Believe It or Not.

For the December 18-20, 2009 opening weekend at the U.K. box ofice, Vettaikaran brought in a piffling £43,608 from 12 theaters. The film came in at No-14 and had an average gross of £3,634.

Here, take a look at how badly Vettaikkaran has fared at the U.K. box office vis-a-vis a few prominent Tamil movies:

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Bet you schmucks can’t solve this complex equation 14+19-0=$21+6.

You can’t, right?

OK, here’s the answer.

It means that if a top Indian cop molests a 14-year-old girl it takes 19-years for the court’s verdict to come and then the punishment is a pittance $21 fine and a mere 6 months in jail.

What about the ‘0‘ in the equation?

Ah, so you want to know about the ‘0‘ in the above equation.

The zero is for the girl who committed suicide three years after the molestation following intense harassment and pressure on her family to withdraw the case.

Here’s an excerpt of the story in DNA.

Nineteen years after molesting a budding tennis player on August 12, 1990, and driving her to suicide, former Haryana director general of police (DGP) SPS Rathore not only got away lightly on Monday, when a CBI court sentenced him to six months in prison, but also was a free bird again as the court granted him bail immediately after pronouncing Continue reading »

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(Update: Just lost TV and cable Internet. Hope we don’t lose power)
(Update 2: TV and cable Internet restored after 4 hours.)

God, we’re completely snowed in today.

Several inches of snow on the ground outside. And it’s still snowing.

The weathermen are warning this is a big winter storm and that travel conditions could be ‘extremely treacherous.’


Captured this scene on the road @ 11 AM EST

Don’t drive.

But if you must, make sure you are Continue reading »

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If you live in the snowy parts of the East Coast like we do, then you can’t help but fear slipping on the dangerously icy surfaces of the roads, decks, backyard, steps et al in winter.

Like all cheapo desis, for many years we stuck to our old Made in India Hush Puppies and similar footwear.

But finally out of concern for our health and the risks of falling on ice we succumbed and got ourself a pair of Ecco boots from Amazon (yes, people buy even shoes online in the U.S.) that can better weather the snow and ice than the usual casualwear leather shoes or sneakers.


Ecco Men’s Country GTX Boot

We first went to the local mall here and checked out Macy’s, Boscov’s and a few shoe chains like Foot Locker. Didn’t like any of the stuff on display.

Back we went to our shack and our trusted e-tailer Amazon. Continue reading »

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Avatar is the most visually gorgeous movie we’ve seen in our life.

A stunningly beautiful riot of colors in 3D, Avatar is a must-not-miss film for all movie buffs.

Folks, Avatar is the first 3D movie that really brings home the magic of the technology to awe you.

Every other 3D movie we’ve seen before is an impostor in comparison.

We watched Avatar in a movie hall on the East Coast that uses DLP technology from Texas Instruments (unfortunately, the nearest IMAX theater is over 150 miles round-trip).

Many Levels
Avatar (written and directed by James ‘Titanic’ Cameron) is a movie that delights on many levels:

* A fine sci-fi movie set over a three-month period in the year 2154

* An instructive morality play on the destructive greed of humans

* A love story between an earthling and a sexy, tall blue-skinned alien

* A preachy tale on the need to live in harmony with our environment

* A rara avis melding of computer graphics and decent human acting

Greedy Quest
As all but the schmucks know by now, Avatar is the story of heavy artillery bearing earthlings on a colonizing mission to distant Pandora in quest of a rare mineral cheekily named Unobtainium.

Pretty expensive stuff that Unobtainium. Costs $20 million a kilogram. So you now how big the stakes are.

Unfortunately for the earthlings, the natives of Pandora known as Na’vi are in no mood to move off their land to accommodate the demand for Unobtainium of the ‘men from the sky’ setting in motion the inevitable fiery denouement between the two sides.

Utopia Disturbed
Tall, blue-toned endearing humanoids with oval eyes, large ears, long tails and slender waists, the Na’vi move with a feline grace on the ground, lithely on the tree branches and amazingly in the air by leveraging gigantic birds as their jet-planes. Continue reading »

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