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Here is a movie we’ve watched lately.

* Three Days of the Condor (directed by Sydney Pollack) – This is a 35-year-old movie featuring Robert Redford, one of our Hollywood favorites and also one of the finest living actors, and Faye Dunaway (remember Chinatown?).

Robert Redford plays Joe Turner, a CIA employee (but not a spy) whose life is in danger after a report he’s authored and submitted to CIA headquarters in Langley leads to all his colleagues in New York City office being killed when he’s out for lunch.

Soon, ‘they’ are out to get him as well.

And the cat and mouse game begins.

Can Turner outwit the determined killers at his back?

Robert Redford is superb as Turner. No other word is appropriate to describe his extraordinary performance in this decent conspiracy thriller.

Faye Dunaway is cast in the role of Kathy, a woman Turner kidnaps at gun-point in a bid to find a safe house. She turns in a fine performance as well.

Three Days of the Condor is available on Netflix Instant Play and on DVD as well.

Definitely worth a watch.

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If you are willing to ignore the cheap ambiance of the place, if you are ready to hold your nose at the pissy odor emanating  from the corner where the Sambar vessel and plastic cups/spoons are kept and if you are prepared to eat out of flimsy plastic plates in a self-serve restaurant, Dosa Hut on Newark Ave in Jersey City will more than likely please you with its decent quality, low-priced food.

In any case, most of this hole-in-the-wall restaurant’s customers are Indians, who are unlikely to be deterred by such ‘minor irritants’ like the smell of piss or ugly ambiance. Let’s face it. If there’s one thing these sweaty, stinking Indians are accustomed to from birth, it’s the  smell of piss and shit. After all, Mera Mahaan Bharat - from Kashmir in the North to Kanyakumari in the South and from Kutch in the West to Kohima in the East – is really one vast piss-pot masquerading as a nation.

Right, na?

Hole in the Wall
As we strolled down the Indian strip on Newark Avenue in Jersey City the other day, we heard desperate bellowing from our stomach for some South Indian fare.

No sooner did we see the Dosa name on the board, than an adrenalin rush heaved us into this hole in the wall.

Although there are about 10 tables, Dosa Hut has the look and feel of a cheap takeout joint than a restaurant you’d want to go out on a date with your horny-as-hell, dark-skinned khem-cho Gujju girlfriend.

You go to the counter attached to the kitchen, pick up the dirty, curry-stained menu, order what you want, pay up and return to your table.

Soon as the food is ready, the pretty man-chester gal at the counter yells out the name of the item and you go and pick up the food on plastic plates.

Being in a gluttonous mood, we ordered and quickly fell upon a variety of items including Idli, Masala Dosa, Medhu Vada, Pongal, Chapati and several kinds of curries.

Now, hear our verdict: For the most part, the food at Dosa Hut found favor with us.

Pissy Odor but Fine Food

Masala Dosa – Any Time Treat
A monster of a Dosa, Ghee Masala Dosa ($5.50) took us down memory lane to the countless occasions we’ve had Ghee Roast (a.k.a. Ghee Masala Dosa) in the far corners of Tamil Nadu, the Dosa haven of India.

Crisp with a lot of potato/onion filling inside, Dosa Hut’s flavorful Ghee Masala Dosa came with Ginger Chutney and Coconut Chutney. Both the Chutneys were fresh and tasty but we’d have definitely liked the Coconut Chutney a tad spicier.

Hey, when your clientele is mostly Indian shouldn’t you be pandering to the fiery desi palates than genuflecting before effete American palates. Ditto with the potato/onion filling.

For the average niggardly desi bastard, the Ghee Masala Dosa alone would easily do for a meal. And a fine meal, it’d be. Continue reading »

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Boy, oh boy, Shirdi Sai Baba seems pissed with his ardent devotee Hrithik Roshan. Really, really pissed.

And this after Hrithik went to Shirdi recently begging for the success of his movie Kites.

Actuals – Worse than Estimates
Folks, the box office numbers of Hrithik Roshan’s crap-show Kites are out and the actuals for the opening May 21-23, 2010 weekend for this junk are worse than the estimates.

Hell, the much-hyped movie failed to even hit the $1 million mark in total gross. A measly $958,673 was all that this junk could manage in total gross.

And that is a mighty big shame considering all the hype, considering the wide release of the movie (208 theaters in the U.S.) and considering all the money that’s been poured into this film.

Kites’ average gross of $4,609 is less than the average gross for Akshay Kumar’s horrendously bad Chandni Chowk to China ($4,846).

Not just CC2C, a horde of mediocre Bollywood movies including Race, Delhi 6, Dil Bole Hadippa, Kambakkht Ishq et al have higher average gross compared to Kites.

Can it get any worse? Hell, No.

Here, see for yourself how badly this junk has fared at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:

Hey Hrithik, next time you might want to pay a visit to the temple of the Script Baba. ;)

Guys, if you haven’t seen Kites count yourself blessed by Shirdi Sai Baba.

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Kites Box Office 3 – Shirdi Sai Baba Shows Middle Finger to Hrithik Roshan

Poor Hrithik Roshan.

Who’d have thought such a fate would befall the Greek God Indian movie star!

Our heart goes out for the fella.

Bollywood fans have taken a sharp knife and in a swift flick of the wrist peotomized Hrithik (now, for all ye schmucks, peotomy means cutting off the little fella).

The U.S. weekend box office numbers (estimates) for Kites are out and, we tell you, they are a frigging disgrace.

Folks, movies featuring the likes of Genelia D’Souza and Rani Mukerji have higher Average Gross per theater. Can it get any worse.

Kites, which had the widest release of any Bollywood film in the U.S., could manage an average gross of a disgustingly low $4,976 (Boxofficemojo estimates).

Jesus ‘f*cking’ Christ, even that stupid shit Bhootnath had higher average gross per theater.

By the way, Kites’ average gross was lower than Hrithik’s last two movies Krrish and Jodhaa Akbar (please see below table).

No, Kites was not impressive on the total gross either.

For the three-day May 21-23, 2010 opening weekend, total gross for the much hyped Kites is $1.035 million (estimates), significantly less than recent movies featuring Shahrukh Khan and Aamir Khan.

Kites is a piece of shit and deserves to lose money.

Here’s how Kites fared in the opening weekend compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:

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Kites Review – OMG, Utter Garbage
Match Point Review – OMG, Can Kites Match This?
Kites Opening Show USA – Poor Response

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Kites Box Office 2 – Hrithik Roshan Peotomized

Bollywood star Hrithik Roshan may want to emulate his character J‘s action of jumping off the cliff at the end of Kites given the lackluster performance of his new movie at the box office.

Folks, the Friday box office numbers (estimates) in the U.S. for Kites are out and they are bad.

Very unimpressive.

Although Kites released on Thursday in a handful of Big Cinema theaters (owned by Anil Ambani), Friday was the widespread release date in the U.S.

The heavily publicized Kites opened Friday in 208 theaters across the U.S. with a total gross of $340,000.

Average gross per theater for this pathetic piece of shit worked out to $1,635.

Remember, the trashy movie had an extremely wide release making it easily accessible to more desis.

No other Bollywood film has had such a wide release in the U.S.

Yet, Kites had a smaller opening Friday gross and a pitiful average gross.

Kites had less than one-third the average gross of 3 Idiots on the opening Friday. Ugh!

Here’s how Kites fared on the opening Friday compared to a few prominent Bollywood films in the U.S:


Guys, if you haven’t seen Kites yet, we strongly recommend you stay away. Continue reading »

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Kites Box Office 3 – Shirdi Sai Baba Shows Middle Finger to Hrithik Roshan

For the first time ever in the U.S., we witnessed and heard the audience loudly jeering  a Bollywood film.

This unprecedented incident happened on Thursday evening at the end of the 8PM show of Kites at Anil Ambani’s Big Cinemas theater in North Bergen, New Jersey (just outside Lincoln Tunnel) in Screen 2.

To the folks in the last two rows in the middle section of the cinema hall, we feel felt your pain. :(

Really.

It’s hard to believe this nonsense was two years in the making.

Principal Villain – Rakesh Roshan
To those who believe the villain of the film is Tony (Nick Brown), hell no.

The main villain and primary architect of this garbage is Hrithik Roshan’s father Rakesh Roshan, who is responsible for the story and production.

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If Kites proves anything at all, it’s that Rakesh Roshan is completely inept in the story business.

Hey Hrithik, if we were you we wouldn’t have jumped off the cliff but we’d have gleefully pushed the bald bozo Rakesh Roshan off the high peak into the sea.

Messy Story
As we had suspected, Rakesh Roshan steals the basic plot of a young man falling for his would-be brother-in-law’s girl from Woody Allen’s brilliant Match Point.

But that’s where the similarities end.

Where Woody Allen skilfully develops the plot through the marriage and the murder and ultimately the hero getting away with murder, the Kites story is a complete mess as it weaves back and forth into the past and present.

The story starts going off the rails the moment we learn Natasha a.k.a. Linda (Barbara Mori) is actually our hero J’s (Hrithik Roshan) wife. From that point on, the story plunges into amateurish territory and can never rise up through the dance competition, the love-scenes, the escape into the desert et al. All of it downright amateurish stuff. Continue reading »

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