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* Screw, but No Penetration – A draft legislation being circulated by India’s Ministry of Women and Child Development makes it legal for 12-year-old- kids to engage in sex as long as there’s no penetration. Ha ha ha. We haven’t stopped laughing and we’re not even drunk tonight. ;)
(Times of India)

* Barbarians Ahead of India in Nukes – Whacko, terrorist nation Pakistan now has over 100 Nukes, edging ahead of India. One of these days, Pakistan will make Delhi go poof! Just you watch.
(Washington Post)

* Argentina, See Our Shame – After shaming themselves in all the major European cities, the U.S., Australia and New Zealand, Pak-loving Chutia Shahrukh Khan is hosting a reality game show Zor ka Jhatka that showcases Argentina.
(Times of India)

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Dhobi Ghat Review – Less Dhobi, More Phony

All ye schmucks proclaiming Dhobi Ghat to be yet another work of art from the Aamir Khan stable, pay heed now.

Dhobi Ghat has met with a lackluster response from the audience. And rightly so.

Here’s how badly Dhobi Ghat fared at the U.S. box office in the second weekend compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:

Related Stories:
Dhobi Ghat Review – Less Dhobi, More Phony
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There may be a million contenders but there’s only one champion.

Apple’s iPad, which recently debuted in India after a successful rollout in the U.S. and elsewhere, accounted for over 75% of the global Tablet marketshare in the last quarter of 2010, according to numbers put out today by data cruncher Strategy Analytics.

Tablets based on Google’s Android software came a distant second with 21.6% and all the other Tablet vendors put together accounted for a measly 3.1% of shipments.

Strategy Analytics’ director Neil Mawston attributed Android tablet’s growth primarily to the Samsung Galaxy Tab that was launched in dozens of countries and promoted heavily by Samsung.

We’ve seen the Samsung Tablet at Best Buy and, no, we’re not impressed. With its bigger screen and huge number of dedicated apps, Apple’s iPad is any day the better Tablet.

iPad in India
Apple started selling the iPad in India Friday.

The entry-level 16GB, WiFi only model costs about Rs 28,000 while the top of the line 64GB WiFi+3G goes for around Rs 45,000. Local taxes could further up these prices.

Unlimited 3G data service for the iPad will be another Rs 1,000 per month.

Since WiFi is still far from being ubiquitous in Indian homes, Indian consumers may not find the iPad as appealing as American digital media aficionados.

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To those of you who have long suspected that Muslims are breeding at a faster rate than non-Muslims, yes, you are right.

Muslim women, indeed, are putting forth little Rahmans at a faster rate than the Hindus are ejecting little Rams or the Christians are dropping little Roberts onto terra firma.

A new study has put out projections that show the Muslim population growing at twice the rate of non-Muslims over the next two decades – average annual growth rate of 1.5% for Muslims versus 0.7% for non-Muslims.

Muslim population in the world will rise by 35% over the next 20 years to 2.2 billion, according to the Pew Research Center’s Forum on Religion & Public Life.

Muslims are projected to account for 26.4% of the world’s total estimated population of 8.3 billion in 2030, up from 23.4% of the estimated 2010 world population of 6.9 billion.

The first reason cited by the Pew Research study for the growth in Muslim population is:

Generally, Muslim populations tend to have higher fertility rates (more children per woman) than non-Muslim populations.

In plain English, this means Muslims are breeding at a higher rate than non-Muslims.

For instance, between 2010-2015, the fertility rate for an average woman in a Muslim majority country is put at 2.9 compared to 1.6 for an average woman in a non-Muslim majority more developed countries.

Between 2010-2015, an average woman in Afghanistan is expected to have 6.3 children. Wow, almost like a rabbit. No kidding!

Just like today, the majority of Muslims will continue to live in the Asia-Pacific region (60%) two decades from now too.

The Muslim population in our country (U.S.) will more than double over the next two decades to 6.2 million from 2.6 million in 2010. So expect to see more Masjids in New Jersey, Ohio, Illinois, Nebraska, Los Angeles and all the places in between.

Indian Scenario
Muslim population in India, currently home to the third largest group of Muslims, is expected to approach a quarter-billion by 2030.

Pew Research projects that the number of Muslims in India will rise by 59 million between 2010 and 2030 to 236.18 million, marking an increase of 33.2%.

The increase in Muslim population in India in the coming two decades is second only to Pakistan (78 million).

Says the Pew Report:

Muslims in India continue to have more children on average than non-Muslims, mainly because Muslims’ use of birth control still falls below the national average. In 2005-2006, for example, 45.7% of Muslim couples used some form of birth control, compared with 56.3% of couples in the general population, according to an analysis of the National Family Health Survey. [P.76]

While Muslims are spread out across India, they are concentrated in two of the most backward and poorest states: Uttar Pradesh and Bihar, which together account for 35.6% of all Muslims in India.

If you want to know where the bulk of the Muslim population increase will come from in the next two decades, take a deko at the below table:

Implications of Hyper-Breeding
In our not-so-humble view, the significant increase in Muslim population could make the adherents of Allah more belligerent, particularly in countries like Egypt and Pakistan where Muslim youth have few opportunities. After all, strength often tends to come from numbers.

Plus, as other cultures like Christian America and Hindu India increasingly get buried in a consumerist iPodish miasma the political space is likely to be dominated by an Islamic weltanschauung dominated by faith.

Whether the growing numbers of Muslims also portend more violent attacks on Western symbols remains to be seen.

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Kabab Korner Dover Buffet – Mighty Disappointing Food

Delaware has some of the crappiest Indian restaurants like Himalaya, Maharaja, India Grille, Hindu Temple in Hockessin et al that serve some of the trashiest Indian food known to humankind, perfidious places whose sole raison d’etre is to part hapless diners from their money.

So, when the food at a new takeout place Kabab Korner on Rt-13 in Dover, DE turned out to be decent we were more than pleasantly surprised. More so, when the service was polite, friendly and the person at the counter could speak intelligible English. As the cognoscenti would know, service at most desi restaurants is pitiful, with Indian customers often getting short shrift.

Kabab Korner is about two-months old, started by the Chinese Indian family of Chus, who migrated to the U.S. from Hyderabad/Cuttack in India about 12 years ago.

Dennis Chu, a 25-year-old student at the University of Baltimore, runs the counter while his parents take care of the kitchen.

Kabab Korner, Dover

Upon entering the small place, we picked up the menu at the counter, looked at the various choices and quickly ordered a Kabab.

Hey, that was our first order of business after entering the tiny spot, which previously served as a Budget car rental.

We asked for a Tangri Kabab (chicken drumsticks) combo ($6.99), which besides three pieces of Kababs came with Rice Pulav, Salad and Rajma.

It took about 15-minutes for the Kababs to land on our table.

We wouldn’t class the Tangri Kabab in the excellent category but by Delaware standards they were more than adequate.

Where the Tangri Kabab was found wanting was in the nature of its marination. It certainly could have done with more lemon juice and ginger, garlic, chili paste. The trick is in the marination and that’s where most Kabab places are found wanting.

The Kababs we were served would have thrilled an American but merely satisfied an Indian who knows the real deal and seen better.

Kabab Korner, DoverTangri Kabab

Chili Chicken ($7.99) amply lived up to its name.

Neither completely dry nor of the gravy kind, it was kind of in the middle and tending towards gravy side. Continue reading »

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Succulent Tangri Kabab Resting on Bed of Rice Pulav
Salad & Rajma as Sides
(Photo via iPhone 4)

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Women in couples come in three different categories.

Happy; Knowingly unhappy; and unhappy without admitting it.

I work on that final category.

Say, how long do you think it’s gonna be before the thieving Indian bastards filch the story and screenplay of the French romcom L’arnacœur aka Heartbreaker and turn it into an unwatchable horror-show?

How long, putzheads, how long?

OK. since y’all wimps don’t have the cojones to provide us an answer, we’ll tell you. No more than four years.

By God, Delicious
We saw the trailer of Heartbreaker when we watched the French spy film Farewell.

The trailer seemed fun and we made a promise to ourselves to watch this film.

Just as Indian movies seem downright crass compared to Hollywood productions, a lot of Hollywood films come across as awfully tawdry when you pit them against French movies.

But Heartbreaker, like most foreign films, never made it to wide release and we just didn’t feel like driving 300 miles for a movie.

So when we espied Heartbreaker on Netflix Instant Play yesterday we were delighted to add it to our queue and quickly watched it.

Heartbreaker is the amusing account of a young man Alex Lippi (Romain Durris) who’s made a rather unusual career for himself, that of breaking relationships.

For a fee, of course, from interest parties like the brother or father of the girl.

No part is too far fetched to play or no action too weird for Alex to engage in as he singlemindedly pursues his female quarries. Continue reading »

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Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.

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It is cruel to discover one’s mediocrity only when it is too late. It does not improve the temper.
- Monsieur Foinet to Philip Carey in Somerset Maugham’s On Human Bondage, P.248

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(For SI Blog reader Trishna)

Mr. Bebe (to the girls): I forgot something important.

Don’t throw the fetus in the toilet. It’ll block it. Whole or in pieces.

And don’t bury it where the dogs can dig it up.

Wrap it up nicely, take a bus, get off at a high-rise, go to the 10th floor and throw it down the rubbish chute.

Understand?

We’re for unfettered abortion or as they’d say in Amreeka we belong in the Pro-Choice camp.

A fetus is not a baby.

And life does not begin at conception like those stupid Catholics and Pro-Life whackos like Bobby Jindal believe.

But try telling that to the religious dumkopfs or the political monsters that have outlawed or are desperately trying to outlaw abortion.

Severe Indictment
Set in Communist-ruled Romania in 1987 during the days of the dictator Nicolae Ceauşescu, 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days is a powerful indictment of the regime, the corruption, the bureaucracy and more than anything the strict rules against abortion that could lead to long prison sentences for the abortion performer, the ones undergoing it and even the ones facilitating it.

As even you putzheads must have guessed by now, abortion is the leitmotif of this movie which centers around a young college student Gabriela “Găbiţa” Dragut (Laura Vasiliu) taking the risky, illegal steps to end her pregnancy with the active support of her roommate Otilia Mihartescu (Anamaria Marinca).

And the person they approach to undertake the illegal abortion is Mr.Bebe (Vlad Ivanov), a monster in human form preying upon the two girls in dire straits.

Sensing their vulnerable position, Mr.Bebe puts forth a horrific demand to the two girls at the hotel, a demand they can’t easily accept and a demand they can’t easily dismiss. Continue reading »

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What do you do after watching a depressingly excellent Romanian film like 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days?

Well, if you were SI, you’d immediately open the fridge and take out an ice-cold bottle of India Special Reserve Beer, place it in the freezer for a few minutes to cool it further and scrounge for some Indian snack.

You see, when we eat we like something to drink and when we drink we wanna eat something. No wonder, we look like the laughing Buddha or an overstuffed Ganesh minus the rat. :(

Pouring the by-now coold India Special into a beer glass and with some ‘mixture’ from the Flushing Ganesh Temple, NYC as a side, we sat down in front of our PC to type this blog post for all ye nothing-better-to-do schmucks.

Unlike our previous Arrogant Bastard Beer, India Special is your typical beer-colored beer, i.e. pale golden yellow.

Made in India by a company called Blossom Industries Limited in Daman, the beer costs $3.99 at the local rude Gujju ‘Chutiya’ Patel’s liquor store.

The beer has a good Barley smell, not the slightly fruity smell we got with Arrogant Bastard.

Taste-wise, India Special has a slightly bitter taste the moment it hits your tongue.

The beer was not bad from a taste perspective, and mercifully didn’t have the cheap Budweiser taste. But at the same time wasn’t anything extraordinary either.

With just 5% alcohol, a 22-oz (650-ml) bottle didn’t give us even a mild buzz.

Truth be said, we suspect even the 5% alcohol mentioned on the bottle. Must be lesser.

But then we were drinking this on an over-loaded desi stomach stuffed to the gills with Spinach Dal, Rice, Baingan Curry and Lime Aachar.

Bottom line, we wouldn’t recommend India Special.

Pay one buck more, and get a better beer like the Arrogant Bastard.

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