We bet you haven’t seen anything like this, not even in Incredible India. Bizarre, indeed. Curry Holes on Oak Tree Road On a short, four-mile stretch of Oak Tree Road that runs through the New Jersey towns of Iselin and Edison in Middlesex County, there are now 56 Indian restaurants. Yes, schmucks. We said 56. […]
South Indian fatso Madhavan and the worst actor in the Milky Way galaxy aka Ritesh Deshmukh have as much box office appeal as a cockroach. Signing these two buffoons for a movie without other star-power is a sure sign that the producer is a retard. A complete retard. The Madhavan-Bipasha Basu starrer Jodi Breakers and […]
************************************ Important – Does anyone remember how many Bollywood, Kollywood, Tollywood etc films were nominated for the 84th Oscars. We misplaced our calculator and can’t total up the numbers. 😉 ************************************ 11:34PM And now for the Biggest Award of the night. Tom Cruise presents Best Picture Oscar to The Artist (Producer: Thomas Langmann) 11:30PM ET […]
(For Hari Jr) I am a barber by profession, murderer by accident, and today a human because of you. – A repentant Vidyasagar (Rajinikanth) to Archana (Sridevi) in the Tamil film Johnny (1980) Considering the abysmal quality of most Tamil movies that are made by schmucks for schmucks, the over three-decades-old Johnny is a darn good […]
What do you do when you can’t afford an iPhone? Not iPorn, silly. 😉 We meant iPhone. Yes, that thing that lets you swipe your fingers and make the screen go this side and that or do that pinchy-squeezy thing to make Kate Upton’s tatas grow bigger right before your ogling eyes. Oh yes, the iPhone […]
If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times. Most Indians in positions of power are exploitative barbaric creatures who ought to be caged and never allowed to see the sunlight or smell the roses. Following the expose of Indian barbarism in a U.S. Court, Indian diplomat Neena Malhotra and her husband Jogesh […]