Salman Khan’s Family Are Not Murderers

Bollywood actor Salman Khan and his family are nice people and never murder anyone.

They’re always doing good deeds and Salman Bhai even runs a charitable outfit called “Being Human.”

So sweet!

I once saw Salman bhai wearing a “Being Human” T-shirt on the Internut.

So cool, no?

Christines in Mumbai

Only Salman Khan’s family Land Cruiser cars keep playing Christine, murdering old and poor people in Mumbai and speeding away without allowing the driver to render help to the injured and dying.

Have you guys seen Christine (1983)?

A nice movie about a murderous car based on a novel by horror story writer Stephen King.

I have not seen any reports or heard rumors of Salman Khan buying the remake rights to Christine. Have you?

You all can say what you will about Salman Khan but the metaphorical Christines belonging to Salman bhai and his family are doing their best to address a crisis that we all thought was impossible to handle – India’s Population Crisis.

One poor, old person at a time, the Christines of Salman Khan and his family are dispatching to Allah’s heaven where rivers of the purest water, milk, wine and honey comfort the newly arrived from Earth.

First, it was Salman Khan’s Christine, a Land Cruiser that killed and maimed a bunch of poor people in Mumbai in 2002.

So what if Salman Khan was drunk and at the wheels.

After all, isn’t Salman bhai a Tiger?

What’s the big deal if Salman ‘Tiger ‘ Khan ran away like a mouse after killing and injuring poor people sleeping on the pavement.

Bollywood ‘Tigers’ are differently brave compared to Bengal tigers, didn’t anyone tell you that?

Who cares if the pavement dwellers wailed in agony as the wheels of Tiger’s Christine ran over their supine bodies in the dark of the night.

Truly, Allah broke the mold after creating a sweet-shaitan  like Salman Khan.

Another Person Dispatched

Fast forward 10 years.

Now it’s the turn of a Christine belonging to Arbaaz Khan, Salman’s younger brother, to repeat history.

The Christine, once again, is a Land Cruiser.

On Sunday night, Arbaaz’s Land Cruiser mowed down a 70-year-old woman in Bandra (Mumbai) and sped away without caring to help the seriously injured lady.

Passersby took the old lady Chandra Bala to hospital, where, of course, she did not get timely medical treatment and died.

Chandra Bala died?

Big deal. People die all the time in Mera Bharat Mahaan.

There’s no need to make a big fuss since she’s surely in Allah’s Heaven now drinking pure water from the eternal fountains.

Some people say Sohail’s driver Dhananjay Pimpale was at the wheels.


The more things ‘change’ in Incredible India the more they remain the same.

Inshallah, Salman’s other brother Sohail Khan’s Christine will do the ‘deadly deed’ next time.

Salman bhai, please send me one “Being Human” T-shirt.

It looks really cool, bhai.

I like Being Human, even when I’m not. 😉

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3 Responses to "Salman Khan’s Family Are Not Murderers"

  1. vjcool   July 2, 2012 at 8:04 am Responds:

    And they said Salman Khan was not driving in 2002.

    And they said the Sun revolved round the Earth.

    And they said God sent his only son Jesus Christ to save us all.

    And they said terrorists get 72 Virgins in Heaven.

    And they said drinking Cow’s piss makes Hindus holier-than-thou.

    And they said Ajith can act.

    And you believed all that!

    Learn to exercise some skepticism, will ya. 😉

  2. Dr.Logu   July 2, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    What a wonderful family…… Responds:

    Salman Khan’s father Salim Khan says Sohail Khan was not in the hit-and-run car.

    And I believe him.

    I really believe Salim Khan.

    I really, really believe Salim Khan.

    After all, Salim Khan is Salman Khan’s father. 😉

    See how truthful Salim Khan is:

    The driver, though scared, chose not to run away

    The driver did exactly that…he ran away without helping the dying woman.


  3. Naveen   July 2, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    The three brothers are three gems.

    Shame on everyone who frown up to the trio for silly reasons.

    This is an occupational hazard for poor people living on the streets.

    In fact this lady who died was lucky that she was allowed to live this long by the people who drive. Responds:

    I think Salman Khan’s family should try to collect compensation from the dead woman’s family (if she has any one) for damages to Arbaaz Khan’s car.

    Hoping Salman bhai will send me the T-shirt of his charity organization “Being Human.”

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